deuce: COULD WE ALL HAVE A DISCUSSION HERE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRIORITY AND SEVERITY IN OUR BUG REPORTS deuce: I THINK THIS DEMANDS A THREE-HOUR MEETING BECAUSE THIS KIND OF SUBJECT IS VERY IMPORTANT pants: OKAY PEOPLE BUG REPORT pants: COCKS: THEY HURT -- WHAT TO DO ??? SIGNED CONFUSED FROM JERKCITY deuce: WORKSFORME

spigot: I HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAFTS FOLDER I'M JUST OPENING IT UP TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS spigot: FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH HITLER spigot: THEORETICALLY COULD A PERSON GET CANCELLED IF THERE WERE A VIDEO OF HIM (OR HER) DOING THE BARTMAN

pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: ORANGE GROVES AND OPEN FIELDS

pants: T DEUCE BE GAY WITH ME AND ME AND ME pants: T DEUCE HUNKER DOWN AND LET'S SUCK ALL THE DICKS PRESENT deuce: T PANTS HOW THE FUCK MANY OF YOU ARE THERE ANYWAY pants: T DEUCE WORM YOUR WAY OVER HERE AND LET'S LOOK FOR NEW RECRUITS

pants: OH GOD THE WORMHOLE GOT HIM deuce: HELP I'M IN THE WORMHOLE

pants: GRIPEHOLES deuce: WHAT ABOUT WORMHOLES spigot: WORF pants: HORATIO HORNBLOWER??? spigot: I THINK IT IS JUST WORF spigot: LIEUTENANT WORF pants: DO I SALUTE???

pants: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: NO TURN UP THE RAPE TO DROWN OUT THE MINECRAFT MEMORIES!!!!

pants: WORTH CONSIDERING: MY WIENER deuce: FECKLESS pants: WHEREAS I SEE THEGLASS AS FECKFUL deuce: AND SCENE

spigot: JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY FORCES AND INTERACTIONS BEHAVE SO DIFFERENTLY AT SMALL SCALES THAN THEY DO LARGE SCALES spigot: WHY IS PETTING A CAT AND PUNCHING A CAT SO FUNDAMENTALLY DISSIMILAR spigot: A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH AND A DICK UP YOUR ASS SHOULD OBEY THE SAME SET OF RULES — BUT NO spigot: ANYWAY, WORTH NOODLING ON FOR 200 YEARS spigot: COULD ED BARBARA FROM FURNITURE USA FLY OR WAS THAT A DREAM

spigot: WOULD IT BE GAY IF I JUST DIED

pants: CAN I COME ON YOUR TITS deuce: I WOULD PREFER NOT

pants: CLOSE ALL THE WINDOWS AND FILL THE HOUSE FULL OF SPURT pants: SOME WILL LEAK OUT BUT THE SPURT WILL BE MANUFACTURED FASTER THAN THE LEAKAGE deuce: SPURT LEVELS RISING AT VARYING RATES (SLOWLY, THEN FAST, THEN SLOWLY AGAIN) pants: WOULD THAT IT WERE SO SIMPLE

pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MOUSEHOLE deuce: DID YOU MEAN: _MOUSTACHE_

spigot: WOULD YOU NOT NOT LIKE TO NOT UNLICK A DICK YOU DIDN'T LICK??!?!?!!? spigot: ANSWER ME

spigot: WOULD YOU LICK DICK FOR A CHANCE TO WIN THE ULTIMATE GAMING PC

pants: PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) NOW MORE THAN EVER pants: WOW IT'S ME pants: LOOK OUT WORLD pants: HERE COMES MOUTH pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME PANTS (FROM JERKCITY)

spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL YOU WRANGLER deuce: BECAUSE I'M ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER???? spigot: I GUESS I MEANT WANGLER

spigot: LADY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN spigot: AND WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO LAY EGGS I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND WRING YOUR NECK LIKE ONE OF MY JIZZED-UP CONCERT SHIRTS spigot: FUCKING CHICKEN LADY

spigot: I LIKE NUTS EVERYONE spigot: THANKS WRITE BACK

spigot: CRAZY CHOMPY QUEER MOUTH pants: STUFFING DICKS IN MY FACE IS WHAT I DO BEST pants: BEIN' MYSELF spigot: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW deuce: BUH spigot: STOP FOLLOWING ME

deuce: I'M WITH CHEKOV HERE deuce: IF A COCK APPEARS IN THE PLAY IN ACT 1 THE IT HAD BETTER GET SUCKED BY ACT 3

pants: WHY I BLOG spigot: AN OPEN LETTER

deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU HOME YET??? pants: JUST GOT HOME :pants: DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA deuce: HURRAY :we: ASKED HIM NOT TO, REPEATEDLY deuce: SO SLEEPY pants: AND YET SO HORNY pants: HORNY FOR PENIS???? pants: PROBABLY pants: I DON'T KNOW pants: I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT

spigot: WRITING A SHORT NOVEL ABOUT HOW I COLLECT PORN: WHAT GETS SAVED, WHAT GETS THROWN AWAY, WHAT WORKS BEST FOR ME

spigot: IF LICKING DICK IS WRONG . . . . . spigot: . . . . . . . spigot: . . . . . . . spigot: I WILL STOP

spigot: I HAD TOO MUCH MCDONALDS deuce: DID YOU CRAM THEM IN THE WRONG HOLE AGAIN spigot: WELL YOU'RE REALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS THERE spigot: ALSO IS THIS EVEN DOCTOR WHO FANTASY CAMP

deuce: SO WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO A BE A YEAR OLDER deuce: WAIT WRONG HOLIDAY deuce: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD deuce: NOPE THAT'S NOT IT EITHER

atandt: WHOOPS atandt: I LOGGED INTO THE WRONG MUD atandt: SO I BID YOU A DOO deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP

spigot: <----- I'M WITH STUPID!!!! spigot: WAIT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE deuce: I APOLOGIZE AND WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION : DEUCE EATS SPIGOT, SUCKS HIMSELF OFF

atandt: FOLKS WHO IS UP FOR SOME AMISH CINNAMON BREAD? atandt: WHOOPS WRONG TALKER

pants: PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BUT IF WE'RE SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF WHO SAYS JINX spigot: SORRY WRONG WIN

deuce: CRAM IT UP YOU WRONGWAYS pants: CRAMMING STYLE UNSPECIFIED ???????????? I AM CHECKING THE MANUAL AGAIN deuce: STYLE 23B pants: SIR 23B SIR pants: SIR 23B COMPLETED SIR

spigot: NO NO WTO!!!! NO NO WTO!!!!!! NO GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!!!!!!!! NO GOVERNMENTAL SNOOPING ON OUR PRIVACY!!!!!! NO CHILD LABOR!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO WHATEVER ELSE WE SEE THE ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SHOVING INTO THE SPOTLIGHT !!! WE'RE CONCERNED TOWNIE FUCKS WHO CAN'T GET LAID OR SCORE DRUGS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD

atandt: SIR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUNTING MY WUMPUS deuce: I'M RAPING YOUR FACE TOO atandt: THAT WAS NOT A PART OF THE SYLLABUS

deuce: BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU CLICK ON IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORLD WAR II HISTORY

pants: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY atandt: PLEASE NO TOUCH pants: NOW HOLD STILL atandt: SIRS pants; THIS IS GOING TO STING AND PINCH AND THEN HURT LIKE [REDACTED] atandt: HOLY

atandt: WHO WOULD JESUS ANTHRAX

deuce: (IF (DEFINED? 'COCKMONSTER) (SUCK 'COCK)) pants: WWWWWWWW TRYING TO MOVE FORWARD

pants: NOW WE ARE TEN

spigot: I BET TOM LEHRER WAS IN THE PARK AND GOT POISONED

pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: FROM THE CAST OF JERKCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I CAN'T GET HARD UNLESS YOU BEAT ME WITH AN ELECTRIC COR{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{NO CARRIER

spigot: CHRISTMAS / CHRISTMAS DONGS / ARE HERE spigot: IN MY MOUTH AND / IN MY EAR

spigot: OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE MAD I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT'S A YULE LOG pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!! spigot: HURBLE DURBLE CAN'T RUIN MY CHRISTMAS DOOT DOOT DOOT GARGLE ME ELMO pants: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!! spigot: OKAY HURRY IT UP BECAUSE FRIENDS IS ON pants: I HAVE TROUBLE MAINTAINING AN ERECTION WITHOUT FUZZY CHILDREN'S TOYS

pants: LET'S RETURN TO THE TOPIC OF [REDACTED] DICKS deuce: I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU MISTER MAN deuce: I ANSWER TO MY CONSCIENCE pants: THEN I CAST MY VOTE FOR YOU AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF THESE AMERICAS deuce: I ACCEPT THIS DUTY WITH FULL HONORS (GHAGLAHGLHALAHG) pants: RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND REPEAT AFTER ME

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! spigot: GAY deuce: AGREED spigot: G AS IN GAY, A AS IN AM I GOING TO LICK A DICK? Y AS IN YES INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deuce: TOMORROW MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA spigot: BE GAY WITH BE ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME deuce: THE ERA IN WHICH I CAN WORK ON UH hanford: CUT deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER hanford: JUST PRETEND THE BACKGROUND ISN'T URINE YELLOW AND TRY AGAIN

spigot: A LITTLE......... spigot: T O O M U C H I N F O R M A T I O N spigot: YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: Y'ALL BE POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD

pants: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LICK A DICK pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH spigot: DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THE CRUMPLED UP POST-IT NOTE I FOUND IN THE TRASH THAT SAYS 2 ORCS 1 CUP

spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS spigot: PUMPING UP THE JAMS SO EVERYBODY CAN DANCE (NOW) spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?????? spigot: IS THIS MIC USB OR FIREWIRE spigot: Y'ALL REA NOPE spigot: TEST ONE Y'ALL NOPE spigot: TEST TEST Y'ALL R((((((* GODDAMN IT spigot: (((((((((((((((((((((((((( FUCK THIS

deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: THAT IS AN INVALID ANSWER deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: TRYING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON !!! pants: COCKS

: Get a load of these two. pants: DO YOU KICK ASS pants: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY deuce: UH OH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

spigot: HOW ABOUT A DIAPER THREAD spigot: FORCIBLE RAPE, FORCIBLE ORAL COPULATION, SEXUAL PENETRATION BY USE OF FORCE, AND SEXUAL BATTERY BY RESTRAINT spigot: YAHTZEE spigot: PROBABLY NEED TO ORDER SEVERAL POUNDS OF SEE'S CANDY

deuce: I'M A YAML FILE deuce: LAUGH AT ME pants: :SALUTE: deuce: I SAID LAUGH AT ME

pants: WHY O LORD pants: WHY DO YOU DANGLE THE DONGS IN FRONT OF ME pants: THEN YANK THEM AWAY AT THE LAST MINUTE pants: WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING pants: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEHAVE

deuce: :NOTES: I'M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY / POUND ME RIGHT IN MY TWO CHEEKS spigot: TWO M WORDS (ME, MY) HARDER TO SING, SUGGEST POUND ME RIGHT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS deuce: YOU JUST DON'T WANT IT ENOUGH

deuce: T EFFIGY MY CAT YAWNED, HOW COPY effigy: COPY THAT, CAT YAWNED, DON'T KNOW WHY deuce: COPY YOUR LAST, WILL ADVISE ON FUTURE CAT YAWNING UPDATES

spigot: YAY!!!!! KEVIN IS FREE TO ROAM THE EARTH AND SUCK COCK AND GET OLD AND DIE pants: KEVIN OVER MY SHOULDER ASKING ME TO TYPE THINGS FOR HIM spigot: CD INTO THAT DIR!!!!! NOW VI

spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG AND ABOUT YAY THICK spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES pants: PORK PRODUCTS spigot: MY HAND GESTURES

spigot: THAT'S RIGHT YAY FOR ME AND BOTH MY BALLS spigot: T DEUCE THAT'S A TOTAL OF THREE YAYS deuce: GHALGHLAGBLAG

deuce: EVER SHIT YOUR PANTS AND NOT REALIZE IT? deuce: YEAH ME NEITHER effigy: METOO effigy: I MEAN NEITHER pants: NOTME effigy: NOT PANTS

deuce: I'M PRO-ABORTION deuce: UH deuce: MAKE THAT PRO-ABOLITION deuce: OKAY BACK UP I'M CONFUSED NOW pants: T DEUCE ARSONISTS? ?? ? ? deuce: T PANTS YEAH THAT'S IT THANKS

spigot: GUESS I’M A REAL COWBOY NOW(SPITS IN ZIPLOC PLASTIC BAG,UBERS TO NEAREST SPITTOON)

pants: MAKE ME WAKE UP pants: YELL AT ME pants: YELL AT MY COCK pants: TELL MY COCK IT IS PRETTY BUT YELLING pants: CHOKE ME pants: CONFIRM THAT I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR MAILING LIST pants: THEN TAKE 6-8 WEEKS TO PROCESS MY UNSUBSCRIBE REQUEST pants: ALL THE TIME YELLING AT MY COCK pants: MAINTENANCE MODE pants: SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE pants: OUR WEBSITE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE pants: THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING spigot: I'M AT DEFCON SQUIRT

deuce: WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING WITH HIS SHITS pants: IN MY BEDROOM WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS pants: WHERE MY CHILDREN COME AND PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS pants: IN MY HOME

pants: LISTEN UP pants: THERE IS A STORM COMING pants: HUALHAULGHLUAGHLAHGLHALUGAG

deuce: keepin' it real pants: word on the street is pants: i'm so tired pants: please put me in a plastic bag and then put that plastic bag in the dumpster

deuce: ARE YOU GAY spigot: YES AND NO deuce: IN WHAT WAY spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU

deuce: ARE YOU GAY spigot: YES AND NO deuce: IN WHAT WAY spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU

atandt: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS deuce: JUST STICK TO THE DICKS AND THE BALLS THAT YOU'RE USED TO atandt: YES AND YES atandt: IS SOMEONE DOWNLOADING PORN BECAUSE MY CONNECTION IS DEAD HERE PEOPLE deuce: WANG ME

pants: YES I AM AN ASHTRAY BUT YES YOU CAN ALSO PISS ME UP URINAL-STYLE

pants: DO YOU THINK A.I. CAN ANALYZE MY PENIS IN REAL TIME deuce: YES BUT YOU WON'T LIKE THE RESULT

spigot: WE'RE GOING HOPPIN' spigot: WE'RE GOING HOPPIN' TODAY spigot: WE'RE GOIN' BOPPIN' spigot: I SAID WE'RE FUCKING GOING BOPPING PEOPLE DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE spigot: AM I THE ONLY QUEER IN THIS BAR JESUS H. CHRIST : SPIGOT HOPS A TRAIN TO QUEER TOWN : SPIGOT HOPS OFF THE QUEER BUS spigot: YES HELLO

pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW pants: T SPIGOT I'M HOLDING A PISS SWEEPSTAKES (CLICK HERE TO ENTER AND WIN) spigot: T PANTS OKAY I BETTER NOT GET RIPPED OFF AGAIN

spigot: YOU'RE DICKITY DRUNK ON BONER BOOZE deuce: YES INDEEDY spigot: NOT ME I'M IN CHURCH

pants: T DEUCE HOW ABOUT WE RE-WATCH CHERNOBYL AND DON’T BEAT EACH OTHER OFF DURING THE SHOW deuce: YES ON #1, NO ON #2 deuce: IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO MASTURBATE TO THAT SHOW

spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH PEAR SLICES ON YOUR PIZZA pants: YES PLEASE AND SOME OF THE SPIKY BALLS THAT FALL FROM TREES

deuce: T PANTS REALLY pants: REALLY deuce: I MEAN pants: YES REALLY deuce: REALLY pants: GOD

spigot: FOLKS IT'S A NEW DAY IN AMERICA spigot: SHOVING A SLEEVE OF FIG NEWTONS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A WOODCHIPPER

deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES spigot: PLEASE PASS THE HUGE MOUTH

spigot: HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU RUN TO THE HOUSE AND GET THE KEG, I'LL SIT HERE AND LICK MY OWN DICK spigot: NO WAIT spigot: YES YES GO WITH IT

deuce: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: I DON'T FOLLOW BUT YES PLEASE WITH THE JIZZMOPPERY

pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR TEA IN THE VIVARIUM

deuce: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU CLAMP YOUR DICK WITH A CLOTHESPIN IT HURTS???? AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS pants: TRY A RUBBER BAND deuce: MAYBE ONE OF THOSE BIG INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BLACK PAPER CLIPS??? pants: YESSSSS

deuce: IS SPIGOT DEAD pants: WHO deuce: HAS HE BEEN ERASED FROM THIS TIMELINE AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS HIM ????? deuce: LIKE THE BEATLES IN THAT FANTASTIC MOVIE _HEAT_ pants: THE LOOK ON ROBERT DENIRO’S FACE WHEN AL PACINO SANG “YELLOW SUBMARINE” WAS PRICELESS!!!!! pants: BECAUSE IT IS NOT A VERY GOOD SONG

pants: ANOTHER EASY JERKCITY EXPERIENCE

net: I THINK THAT'S DON KNOTTS pants: LET'S JACK HIM OFF

pants: PEOPLE OF EARTH pants: PLEASE JOIN US IN GAYNESS: pants: AT MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM WHERE PEOPLE ARE BUILDING GIANT COCKS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE) [SERIOUSLY THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE]

(deuce): DICKS (pants): DICKS (pants): WHY ARE WE WHISPERING (deuce): BECAUSE THAT WAY THE MONSTERS WON'T HEAR US

pants: DO YOU YAHOO ?????????? pants: I YAHOOED ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING STUPID FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: UP WITH DICK

pants: YAY FOR MY BALLS pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S THE YIN AND THE YANG OF SUCKING pants: YANG LOOKS LIKE YANK pants: T SPIGOT I NEED FOUR QUARTERS FOR THE LATEST ISSUE spigot: T PANTS I'LL BE JOHN TESH AND YOU BE MARY HART pants: CUE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT THEME spigot: HUHHHH

deuce: T PANTS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT BOOZY BOOZE™ BRAND BOOZE IS NOT VODKA, IT IS SOME OTHER NEVER-SPECIFIED FORM OF LIQUOR pants: ACTUALLY PAINT THINNER deuce: WHATEVER, IT'LL FUCK YOU UP effigy: THAT USUALLY MEANS IT IS MALT LIQUOR deuce: FUCK YOU GUYS, IT'S WHAT DEUCE FROM BONEQUEST DRINKS

deuce: I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT spigot: CHECK THIS OUT:GONNA PULL MY PANTS DOWN spigot: * * * YOINK * * * deuce: THERE'S NOTHING THERE spigot: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS PREMIUM CONTENT

deuce: WHAT'S FUNNIEST ABOUT JEWS IS THAT YOU WIND THEM AND THEY RUN FROM HITLER deuce: THEY'LL ALSO RUN FROM A HOT POKER IF YOU CHASE THEM WITH IT pants: YOU DON'T SAY deuce: IN FACT POKER IS WHERE THE WORD "KIPPUR" OF "YOM KIPPUR" CAME FROM deuce: WHERE "YOM KIPPUR" LITERALLY MEANS "HOT MOPS" pants: TELL ME MORE ABOUT ANCIENT LANDS

pants: "DEATH BY MISADVENTURE"

pants: I DON'T LIKE YOU WITHOUT BRUISES LADY pants: YOU'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT HAVEN'T YOU

pants: T DEUCE LET'S YOU AND ME GO FIND OUR OWN BATCAVE AND GET HIGH pants: T SPIGOT YOU CALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE pants: T ATANDT YOU CALL THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER

pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT deuce: IS IT AN OPTION OR A REQUIREMENT deuce: DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT pants: NO IT'S ALL FREE, WE HAVE MUSTARD BBQ AND FATNESS

pants: YOU HAVE 5 FREE VIEWS REMAINING spigot: YOU APPEAR TO BE SOMEONE WHO LOVES GREAT JOURNALI ^C VIEW SOURCE > READ ARTICLE IN HTML