deuce: T PANTS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT BOOZY BOOZE™ BRAND BOOZE IS NOT VODKA, IT IS SOME OTHER NEVER-SPECIFIED FORM OF LIQUOR
pants: ACTUALLY PAINT THINNER
deuce: WHATEVER, IT'LL FUCK YOU UP
effigy: THAT USUALLY MEANS IT IS MALT LIQUOR
deuce: FUCK YOU GUYS, IT'S WHAT DEUCE FROM BONEQUEST DRINKS
