pants: YAY FOR MY BALLS
pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN
spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S THE YIN AND THE YANG OF SUCKING
pants: YANG LOOKS LIKE YANK
pants: T SPIGOT I NEED FOUR QUARTERS FOR THE LATEST ISSUE
spigot: T PANTS I'LL BE JOHN TESH AND YOU BE MARY HART
pants: CUE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT THEME
spigot: HUHHHH