| No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5,690 | 8/28/2014 |
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one more day deuce: TODAY I MANAGED TO STAVE OFF SUICIDE FOR ONE MORE DAY |
deuce |
#despair #deuce-solo #sad-deuce #suicide #white-background |
| 1,226 | 2/8/2002 |
|
one more time pants: I'M ONLY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE MORE TIME SO I WANT YOU TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
pants: I CANNOT BEAT OFF OR EVEN GET AN ERECTION UNLESS I CAN SMELL THE CATBOX AND THAT IS WHY IT HAS TO BE IN HERE WITH US |
pants |
#beat-off #catbox #erection #filler-panel #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
| 7,156 | 10/24/2018 |
|
one more time net: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME: I DICK, YOU LICK
deuce: LET US SPURT
net: DO YOU AGREE TO THE GUIDELINES
deuce: THE DEFENSE STIPULATES THAT IT HURTS
net: WE HAVE NO DEAL
deuce: FFFF |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicklicking #gay #negotiations #net #spurt #urinal-background |
| 5,217 | 4/28/2013 |
|
one more willing party pants: THIS STALL LOOKS FULL BUT WE CAN FIT ONE MORE WILLING PARTY IN
pants: UP YOU GO, YOU BE ON TOP
pants: SINCE YOU'RE NEW, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN TO DANGLE YOUR LEGS
pants: TRY TO REST THEM ON THE BAR FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE
pants: WE CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO AT A TIME SHOWING |
pants |
#dicklicking #huffy-pants #pants-solo #stall #toilet-antics #woodring-room-background |
| 3,543 | 7/15/2008 |
|
one must thrust it somewhere spigot: WHY ARE YOU THRUSTING YOUR CANE UNDER THE STALL WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-E
dick: ONE MUST THRUST IT SOMEWHERE MUSTN'T ONE |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #thrusting #wall-e #woodring-field-background |
| 9,461 | 2/10/2025 |
|
one of many maneuvers pants: WHO ELSE ZIPS THEIR SWEATER ALL THE WAY UP AND PRETENDS TO BE A STARFLEET OFFICER
spigot: T PANTS I DO THE PICARD TUG TO STRAIGHTEN THE FRONT (NOT THE AL PACINO TIE TUG FROM HEAT) |
#al-pacino #coy-pants #fashion #movies #pants-spigot #sfw #space-background #star-trek #television |
|
| 8,199 | 8/30/2021 |
|
one or both pants: ARE BOTH OF YOUR DADS GAY OR JUST THE ONE |
pants |
#gaydads #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
| 1,419 | 8/18/2002 |
|
one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns) pants: HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS
pants: MERVYNS CALIFORNIA WILL BOTH (A) DRUGTEST THEIR EMPLOYEES AND (B) PLAY PHIL COLLINS OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER
pants: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER YOU IDIOT FAGGOTS I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER BUYING TOWELS OR UNDERPANTS AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN |
pants |
#california #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
| 6,890 | 1/24/2018 |
|
one or two accidental dicks spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU BE SHARING YOUR PHOTOS OF THE WOMEN'S MARCH (LONG LONG LONG STREAM OF UPSKIRTS)
deuce: ONE OR TWO ACCIDENTAL DICKS
pants: SOMETIMES THERE ARE DICKS UNDER THE SKIRTS!!!! I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE MYSTERY DICKS |
deuce pants spigot |
#blowjob #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #dickgirl #dickgirls #dinosaur #mystery-dicks #peeping-tom #science #trans-women #transgender #transgender-women #ts #upskirt #urinal-background #voyeurism #women |
| 4,905 | 6/4/2012 |
|
one out of three spigot: LET'S ALL ACT UP AND FIGHT AIDS AND LICK BALLS
pants: ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD |
pants spigot |
#aids #balls #black-background #pants-spigot |
| 6,047 | 8/20/2015 |
|
one ping only pants: BALLS ARE THE CRUELEST ANIMAL |
pants |
#animals #balls #filename #one-ping-only #pants-solo #ping #single-panel #urinal-background |
| 2,117 | 7/20/2004 |
|
one ping only please pants: KISS THE TIP
deuce: ONE PING ONLY VASILLI
pants: COMMANDER?
deuce: ONE PING ONLY PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hunt-for-red-october #naval #october #one-ping-only #ping #sonar #submarine #white-background |
| 6,561 | 2/15/2017 |
|
one snicker please |
pants spigot |
#candy #pants-spigot #snickers #super-bowl #television |
| 1,271 | 3/25/2002 |
|
one thing spigot: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING
spigot: I SURE LIKE SUCKING DICK
deuce: WORD
spigot: THANKS
deuce: ZZZZZZZ
spigot: JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY PLEASE KEEP WHAT I SAID BEFORE CONFIDENTIAL
deuce: ZZZZ
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ
deuce: ZZZZZ
spigot: NOT FROM THE FAGS THOUGH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #fags #sleep #woodring-room-background |
| 4,953 | 7/26/2012 |
|
one thing at a time deuce: HRU BB
deuce: CUCKOLD MY WIFE INSEMINATED BY 2 BLACK MEN 8.AVI
deuce: FOLKS ONE THING AT A TIME HERE |
deuce |
#cuck #deuce-solo #folks #porn #woodring-field-background |
| 9,668 | 9/5/2025 |
|
one thing in common :we: LOOK DIFFERENT
:we: THINK DIFFERENT
:but: US, WE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON
spigot: MORE COCKSUCKING IN THE GODDAMN DATACENTER |
#cocksucking #datacenter #deuce-pants-spigot #feet-above-floor #gay #mountain-background #no-title-card |
|
| 1,056 | 8/22/2001 |
|
one thousand a week deuce: SUBJECT: $1000/WK DONATING SPERM
deuce: I HAVE FOUND MY DREAM CAREER
pants: DUDE THEY WANT MALE SPERM
deuce: FUCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sperm #woodring-stairs-background |
| 1,000 | 6/23/2001 |
|
one thousand strips later pants: SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR JERKCITY 1000 |
pants |
#meta #milestone #pants-solo #special #white-background |
| 5,664 | 8/2/2014 |
|
one too many deuce: I THINK I HAVE ONE TOO MANY XTERMS OPEN
deuce: BETTER JERK
spigot: REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS |
deuce spigot |
#apple #deuce-spigot #doop #macintosh #perl #unix #woodring-room-background |
| 1,500 | 11/7/2002 |
|
one twix bar spigot: SO FREAKISHLY FAT I PASS OUT AFTER ONLY 1 TWIX BAR
spigot: OF A POSSIBLE 2 |
spigot |
#fatness #nonstandard-title-panel #product-placement #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
| 7,593 | 1/3/2020 |
|
ONE VERY DISGRUNTLED CRICKET pants: chirp
pants: chirp
pants: cocks |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #cricket #mollusk #pants-solo #wiener #woodring-field-background |
| 1,577 | 1/23/2003 |
|
one way or another spigot: WHO CARES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IF THE GOVERNMENT SHOT MARTIN LUTHER KING
spigot: THE POINT IS I'M HUNGRY |
spigot |
#altered #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
| 9,617 | 7/16/2025 |
|
one word or two pants: PISS BUTTONS (NOT SURE IF ONE OR TWO WORDS)
spigot: AM I THE ONLY ONE GIVING PEAK PENIS
pants: EYES ON TARGET
spigot: NEIL GAIMAN HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IRAN ?????
spigot: YOU KEEP SAYING YOU HAVE TWO WITNESSES WHO SAW ME DRAG A BODY OUT OF THE HOUSE INTO THE BUSHES, AND WHAT I'M SAYING IS LET'S NOT EVEN LOOK IN THOSE BUSHES, FULL STOP |
#celebrity #coy-pants #current-events #fourth-wall-pants #iran #murder #neologisms #pants-spigot #penis #penis-of-spigot #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
|
| 5,275 | 6/25/2013 |
|
one would exclude the other deuce: FAT (AND FAT)
spigot: YOU MIGHT THINK ONE WOULD EXCLUDE THE OTHER BUT NO |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #eye-injury #fat #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
| 8,481 | 6/7/2022 |
|
one wrong way spigot: OW OW OKAY ONE WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S
deuce: I SURE KNOW WHAT YOU'D DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR |
#deuce-spigot #food #no-title-card #pain #reeses-background #sfw #single-panel |
|
| 6,103 | 10/15/2015 |
|
one- point safe deuce: SHOUT IT OUT / SHOUT IT OUT / YAY COCK
deuce: MY BALLS ARE ONE-POINT SAFE |
deuce |
#arms-proliferation #deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #singing #urinal-background #vertical-church-band |
| 6,889 | 1/23/2018 |
|
one-buns spigot: T PANTS YOU TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT ONE-BUNS BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY OROWHEAT SANDWICH THINS |
spigot |
#arnold-premium-breads #food #hipster #one-buns #orowheat #orowheat-sandwich-thins #ozery-bakery #pants-spigot #product-placement #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
| 6,753 | 9/4/2017 |
|
one-man show deuce: WHY HAVEN'T ALL OF YOU HANGED YOURSELVES (AS PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #empty-auditorium-background #proper-grammar #single-panel #suicide |
| 290 | 7/21/1999 |
|
ongoing coverage pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE!!!!
deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER?!?!?
pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD
spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL
deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE
pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM????
spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE!!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY
spigot: YAY !!!!!
deuce: YAY !!!!!
pants: YAY !!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#airplane #altered #current-events #despair-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #jfk #jfk-jr #woodring-stairs-background |
| 388 | 10/23/1999 |
|
online help pants: STEP ONE: TAKE SOCK OFF
pants: STEP TWO: JERK IT INTO SOCK
pants: STEP THREE: REPLACE SOCK
|
pants |
#instructions #jerking-off #joi #low-res #pants-solo #sock #woodring-field-background |
| 3,573 | 8/14/2008 |
|
online, internet e-transaction dick: T DEUCE PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN
deuce: GLHAGHLAGLHAG
deuce: THIS IS AN ONLINE INTERNET SAVVY E-TRANSACTION !!!
dick: T DEUCE POUND MORE PLZ |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #e-commerce #internet #plz #urinal-background |
| 6,533 | 1/12/2017 |
|
only a dollop will do pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
pants: TOO FAR
deuce: AND A SLICE OF *_AIDS_*
deuce: A SLAB OF *_AIDS_*
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
deuce pants |
#aids #deja-vu #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #needful #somber-deuce #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
| 5,763 | 11/9/2014 |
|
only after pants: IT'S ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE FREE TO
pants: UH
pants: YOU
pants: KNOW
pants: BE
pants: GAY
pants: AND
pants: STUFF |
pants |
#empty-auditorium-background #fight-club #gay #pants-solo |
| 7,505 | 10/7/2019 |
|
only allowed spigot: you're only allowed to call it sucking cock if it's happening in the cocksucking region of france |
spigot |
#champagne #cocksucking #france #high-res #protected-designation-of-origin #single-panel #sparkling-fellatio #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
| 8,412 | 3/30/2022 |
|
only god pants: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: MY ADULT BOOKSTORE DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11
pants: MINE IS OPEN 24H BUT I'M BANNED
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: CAN YOU APPEAL YOUR BAN (JERKING OFF AT THE REGISTER)
pants: I ASKED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE MANAGER |
#banned #bored-pants #jerking-off #pants-spigot #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
| 4,513 | 4/10/2011 |
|
only going to ask you one more time pants: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME:
pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE AUTOEXEC.BAT OR THE CONFIG.SYS
deuce: T PANTS ANSI.SYS
pants: T DEUCE SAY IT ISN'T SO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fannypack #huffy-pants #ms-dos #sfw #woodring-field-background |
| 8,221 | 9/21/2021 |
|
only got spigot: :SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE_DOWN: OW OW OW
spigot: ONLY GOT 3.6 TOBLERONE UP THERE
spigot: NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE |
spigot |
#brown-background #chernobyl #decaf #emoji #insertion #spigot-solo #toblerone |
| 3,672 | 11/21/2008 |
|
only one pants: THERE'S ONLY ONE CRAIGSLIST GIRL AND SHE'S VERY VERY TIRED |
pants |
#black-background #craigslist #pants-solo #prostitute #very-very-tired |
| 4,381 | 11/15/2010 |
|
only one deuce: THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE FOR ME
deuce: WALKING THE GAY PLANK
deuce: SPLOOSH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gay #mouse-cursor #sploosh #urinal-background |
| 7,679 | 3/29/2020 |
|
only one way to find out deuce: my cat barfed in my shoe
pants: in or on
deuce: in
deuce: and around
pants: well i guess i can beat off to that, i'm not sure
deuce: only one way to find out!!!
deuce: (slaughter half the native population)
pants: SMALLPOX THE BLANKETS |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #cat #deuce-pants #genocide #tainted-love #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
| 93 | 12/23/1998 |
|
only the lonely harriet: FOLKS I'M REALLY TRYING HARD TO ESCAPE MY ESTRANGED HUSBAND'S STALKING AND PHONECALLING...
harriet: ...AND THROAT-PUNCHING
harriet: WELL I RAN INTO A DOOR AGAIN!!!!!
harriet: THEN I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND BANGED MY EYE AGAINST THE FIST-SHAPED TILE
harriet: THEN WHILE DROPPING OFF MY TWO TODDLERS AT DAYCARE...
harriet: I MYSELF WAS DROPPED OFF A THIRD FLOOR HOTEL BALCONY!!!!!
harriet: THAT'LL LEARN ME I GUESS
harriet: OH SHIT I FORGOT GROCERIES
|
harriet |
#credited-woman #folks #harriet-solo #woodring-field-background |
| 9,488 | 3/9/2025 |
|
only time will tell spigot: COULD WE BE ANY OLDER, FATTER, BLINDER, LESS COORDINATED, INVISIBLE TO SOCIETY |
#blind #blindness #fat #fatness #no-title-card #old #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
| 8,595 | 9/29/2022 |
|
only tiny pricks here pants: CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB (THE BIG WANG GANG)
deuce: ONLY TINY PRICKS HERE, SORRY
pants: DARN, SAME |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gang #rhyming #wangs #woodring-stairs-background |
|
| 2,530 | 10/3/2005 |
|
only two words spigot: ONLY TWO WORDS CAN TEAR ME AWAY FROM JERKCITY:
spigot: BO
spigot: NER
pants: INDEED, OUR PERFORMANCE IS FULL OF WARMTH AND HUMOR |
pants spigot |
#boner #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
| 5,040 | 10/29/2012 |
|
only when the chain is gone spigot: I LIKE TO MAKE A PAPER CHAIN AND TEAR OFF A LINK WITH EACH DAY I DON'T JERK OFF OR EVEN THINK ABOUT DICK AND ONLY WHEN THE CHAIN IS GONE DO I SUCK DICK
spigot: LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH THE ESPRESSO GRINDER TODAY |
spigot |
#coffee #dicks #espresso #jerking #jesus-background #nonesuch #papercraft #photo-background #spigot-solo #sucking |
| 1,669 | 4/26/2003 |
|
oodles of noodly cock deuce: [REDACTED]
deuce: [REDACTED] OODLES OF NOODLY COCK [REDACTED]
deuce: [REDACTED] |
deuce |
#cock #deja-vu #deuce-solo #oodles #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
| 5,722 | 9/29/2014 |
|
oop spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE
deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION
spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO
deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #neon-grid-background #object-oriented-porn #porn |
| 3,486 | 5/19/2008 |
|
oop spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE
deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION
spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO
deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #object-oriented-porn #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
| 6,657 | 5/25/2017 |
|
oops tapped one deuce: GREAT
pants: AYUH
spigot: PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND AND PAGES PAGES OF EMOJIS FOR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION OOPS TAPPED ONE (COLOR PALETTE TAKES 5 MINS TO LOAD) |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #ayuh #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #huffy-pants #yellow-background |
| 7,270 | 2/14/2019 |
|
open and shut like a pac-man spigot: first I'll flounce my wrists up and down above my head to "clap back" like a tired old queen
spigot: then i'll blabbermouth my cheeks open and shut like a pac-man |
spigot |
#blue-background #clapback #drag-queen #pac-man #spigot-solo |
| 5,227 | 5/8/2013 |
|
open for three days spigot: YOU HAVE 19 OUTSTANDING TASKS THAT HAVE ALL BEEN OPEN FOR 3 DAYS AND THEY'RE ALL ABOUT HEAD |
spigot |
#calendar #head #outlook #schedule #spigot-solo #tasks #woodring-field-background |
| 4,285 | 8/11/2010 |
|
open forever spigot: THREE IN THE MORNING
spigot: LOOKING FOR DICK IN THE NORTH BAY
spigot: I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH OPEN FOREVER PEOPLE |
spigot |
#bay-area #bonequest-hi-fi #mouse-cursor #mouth #san-francisco #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
| 3,459 | 4/22/2008 |
|
open the door spigot: OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOUR MYSTERY DATE!!!!!!
deuce: UH OH
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK I SEE THE SHADOW OF YOU EXAMINING ME THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE
deuce: NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce spigot |
#crown-of-thorns #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
| 7,779 | 7/6/2020 |
|
open your golden gate spigot: ? **BRAN** FRAN / CISCO
spigot: LOUD SPLUTTERY SHIT
spigot: ?? **KLAN** FRAN / CISCO
spigot: LONG FLUTTERY ROBES |
spigot |
#emoji #fiber #filler-panel #grey-background #kkk #singing #spigot-solo |
| 5,844 | 1/29/2015 |
|
opening the skylight spigot: OPENING THE SKYLIGHT AND BACKING UP THE TRUCK OF WET CEMENT
spigot: BLUP BLOP GLUPTH PLUPTH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cement #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #wet-cement |
| 1,572 | 1/18/2003 |
|
opening up spigot: OPENING UP MY FILEMAKER PRO BUG DATABASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ENTERING MY FIRST BUG IN FOUR YEARS !!!!!!!
spigot: SUMMARY: CAN'T BREATHE OR SIT DOWN |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
| 9,077 | 1/24/2024 |
|
operation dinner out pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO
deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL |
#deuce-pants #fatness #minecraft-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
|
| 7,183 | 11/20/2018 |
|
operation locker pants: gimme some of that operation locker
pants: i wanna throw grenades through a hole for 40 minutes |
pants |
#battlefield-4 #grenade #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
| 5,154 | 2/23/2013 |
|
operation: drown kevin smith spigot: LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND DROWN KEVIN SMITH AND THEN FAST FORWARD IN TIME TO LIVE IN A BETTER PLACE |
spigot |
#diss #kevin-smith #spigot-solo #time-travel #woodring-stairs-background |
| 5,155 | 2/24/2013 |
|
operation: drown reddit pants: T SPIGOT WHEN DOES OPERATION "DROWN ALL REDDITORS" GO INTO EFFECT (FULL EFFECT)
spigot: I CAN START ABSOLUTELY WHENEVER FOR FREE RIGHT NOW |
pants spigot |
#hashtag #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
| 286 | 7/17/1999 |
|
Operation: Noble Anvil deuce: OPERATION NOBLE ANVIL ?!!?! FUCKING HOMOS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE MILITARY
deuce: BESIDES SHOULDN'T WE BE THE HAMMER ?!??!!? YOU UNEDUCATED MILITARY IDIOTS
spigot: I THINK THEY MEAN THEY ARE DROPPING AN ANVIL LIKE IN THE CARTOONS
spigot: YOU BUNCHED-UP COCKSUCKER
: Originally published February 29, 1999 |
deuce spigot |
#amirite #caption #cocksucker #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #february #nonexistent-date #woodring-field-background |
| 1,706 | 6/2/2003 |
|
operator precedence atandt: FAT+GAY/AIDS
spigot: T ATANDT PLEASE PUT PARENTHESIS AROUND (FAT+GAY) SO WE KNOW TO ADD THOSE FIRST BEFORE DIVIDING BY AIDS
deuce: OPERATOR PRECEDENCE HAS NEVER BEEN SO PAINFUL |
atandt deuce spigot |
#aids #altered #computer-science #computers #fat #gay #math #operator-precedence #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
| 8,952 | 9/21/2023 |
|
opportunity, culture and sunshine spigot: HI I'M SPIGOT AND THIS IS MY STUDIO APARTMENT ON VALLEY GREEN DRIVE WHERE I LIVE WITH FIVE OTHER NET-SAVVY MULTIMEDIA PROFESSIONALS |
#apartment #bay-area #current-events #green-background #housing-crisis #internet #roommates #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
| 3,760 | 2/17/2009 |
|
opt-out spigot: CAN I OPT-OUT OF THE MANDATORY HIV TEST |
spigot |
#aids #alien #hiv #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
| 8,482 | 6/8/2022 |
|
optical illusion spigot: STARE AT THE DOT IN THE CENTER OF THIS OPTICAL ILLUSION FOR 45 MINUTES AND EVENTUALLY THERE'S A 15 SECOND AD |
#advertising #primrose-background #red-backgrond #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
| 3,104 | 5/3/2007 |
|
optimizing shaders pants: OPTIMIZING SHADERS
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN
spigot: TO SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PISS
spigot: PERCHANCE TO JERK
pants: I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND I VOTE |
pants spigot |
#computer-graphics #coprophagia #pants-spigot #piss #shakespeare #which-one-are-you |
| 9,429 | 1/10/2025 |
|
option click spigot: :LION:
spigot: :TIGER:
spigot: :BEAR:
spigot: :MOUSE:
spigot: :FOX:
spigot: :DOG:
spigot: :UNICORN:
spigot: :COW:
spigot: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LONG-PRESS EMOJIS TO SELECT THE RACE OF THE ANIMAL |
#animals #bear #cow #dog #emoji #fox #lion #mouse #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo #tiger #unicorns #woodring-den-background |
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| 9,545 | 5/5/2025 |
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or a passport spigot: DO I SERIOUSLY NEED A REAL ID TO SUCK DICK |
#dicksucking #gunmetal-background #law #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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| 2,574 | 11/16/2005 |
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or are you just resting inebriated crustacean: AH, DRUNK BEFORE NOON AGAIN
inebriated crustacean: FUN FOR ME
inebriated crustacean: LESS ENTERTAINING FOR THE VIEWING AUDIENCE
hanford: SO, UH, DID YOU FALL DOWN OR ARE YOU JUST RESTING |
hanford |
#alcohol #hanford-solo #inebriated-crustacean #nambla #white-background |
| 1,653 | 4/10/2003 |
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or can it deuce: I CALL THEM FREEDOM FRIES
pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE
deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE
deuce: YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE GOOD |
deuce pants |
#potomac-background |
| 5,257 | 6/7/2013 |
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or die trying pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MASTURBATE ME OR DIE TRYING
pants: TO MASTURBATE ME
deuce: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE ROUND UP YOU PEOPLE AND PUT THEM INTO RODEOS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #die-trying #masturbation #mousehole #rodeo #woodring-room-background |
| 8,599 | 10/3/2022 |
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or don't pants: JACK ME OFF
pants: OR DON'T
pants: BUT PLEASE DO |
#drugs #jacking-off #mousehole #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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| 4,669 | 9/27/2011 |
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or grass grower for a farmer pants: I EAT HUMANS
deuce: I JUST EAT THE HEADS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #food #humans #woodring-field-background |
| 4,175 | 4/21/2010 |
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or have i been excluded spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF
pants: SUHHHHHHHH
spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED
pants: NO YOU'RE ON THE LIST
spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC
pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH |
pants spigot |
#buh #dick #gay #hhhh #huh #magic #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
| 6,852 | 12/17/2017 |
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or however many dicks there are spigot: IMAGINE YOU CAN PUT ONLY ONE DICK OR THE OTHER DICK OR BOTH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH - OR HOWEVER MANY DICKS THERE ARE
spigot: THAT'S NET NEUTRALITY |
spigot |
#current-events #dicks #grey-background #net-neutrality #spigot-solo |
| 4,363 | 10/28/2010 |
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or not deuce: THE LITTLE MERMAID 2
pants: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME POOP OR NOT
pants: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER DID |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #cunt #deuce-pants #disney #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #poo #poop #the-exorcist #the-little-mermaid |
| 4,120 | 2/21/2010 |
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or something spigot: LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
deuce: AT LEAST SUCK ME OR SOMETHING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #frank-sinatra #las-vegas |
| 2,099 | 7/2/2004 |
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or what spigot: THE EIGHTIES WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST DECADE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
deuce: EARLY OR LATE OR WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #eighties #sfw #white-background #wrestling |
| 8,316 | 12/24/2021 |
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oral arguments pants: WHO WILL HEAR MY ORAL ARGUMENTS
spigot: WHY WOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FEEL MY OWN FACE
pants: :SHELL: I CAN HEAR GAY FISH IN THE OCEAN |
pants spigot |
#cant-feel-my-face #coy-pants #emoji #fish #gay #legal #pants-spigot #shell #teal-background #the-weeknd |
| 8,456 | 5/13/2022 |
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oral-b deuce: THIS MEXICAN COOKING YOUTUBE LADY SURE USES A LOT OF SALT
pants: HOW'S SHE DOIN'
deuce: SHE DYED HER HAIR BLACK FOR SOME REASON BUT LET THE GREY GROW BACK IN AGAIN
deuce: I SOMETIMES WORRY SHE'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF BUT SHE NEVER DOES
deuce: I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants: (DEEP VOICE) ORAL-B |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #mexican-cooking-lady #mexicans #mosaic-background #oral-b #photo-background #salt #sfw #somber-deuce #toothbrush #youtube |
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| 3,807 | 4/5/2009 |
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orc dicks pants: HUGE ORC DICKS
pants: THE JERKCITY GROUP ON FACEBOOK ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH
pants: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU |
pants |
#dicks #fantasy-roleplay #huffy-pants #orcs #pants-solo #rageguy #urinal-background |
| 5,809 | 12/25/2014 |
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order came straight from the top spigot: TAKE ALL THESE SHITS AND PUT THEM IN THOSE BAGS
spigot: NOW TAKE THESE BAGS OF SHIT AND PUT THEM IN THOSE SHIT BAGS
spigot: NOW BAG UP THE SHIT BAGS WITH THE BAGS OF SHIT AND TAKE A SHIT ON ALL THE BAGS |
spigot |
#christmas #christmas-tree-lights #shit #shit-bags #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
| 6,524 | 1/3/2017 |
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order of operations pants: RATTLE MY CAGE
pants: GIVE UP THE GHOST
pants: BURY ME OUT BACK
pants: DO AS THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS DICTATES:
pants: MULTIPLICATION, DIVISION, FIRST TIME ANAL, SUBTRACTION |
pants |
#anal #first-time-anal #huffy-pants #math #pants-solo #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
| 6,074 | 9/16/2015 |
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order of operations deuce: SO DO I SHOOT MYSELF NOW OR SHOOT BOTH OF YOU AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF
pants: CHRIST I DON'T KNOW
pants: PICK ONE |
deuce pants spigot |
#coy-pants #death #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #murder #murder-suicide #order-of-operations #pemdas #piano #suicide #urinal-background |
| 104 | 1/14/1999 |
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ordinary deck of cards spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS
spigot: WAIT
spigot: HERE I HAVE A TOTALLY ORDI
spigot: HANG ON
spigot: OKAY FUCK THAT ONE
spigot: HERE I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNLINKED RINGS
spigot: NO THESE ARE UNLICKED DICKS
spigot: SHOUTCAST!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#magic #shoutcast #spigot-solo #unlicked-dicks #woodring-room-background |
| 3,283 | 10/29/2007 |
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oregon trail spigot: WHY DO PEOPLE THING THERE EVEN ********WAS******** AN OREGON TRAIL???????? D - O - P - E
spigot: THINK
spigot: LORD GOD WE ARE ALL CRIPPLED |
spigot |
#domo-kun #funloving-nonsense #marijuana #oregon-trail #photo-background #spigot-solo #typo |
| 7,322 | 4/7/2019 |
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origami furniture that magically unfolds spigot: yes please more origami furniture that magically unfolds into sharp wooden shapes that pinch my dick off |
spigot |
#dick #furniture #genital-mutilation #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
| 3,076 | 4/5/2007 |
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original research pants: HISTORIC BONERS
pants: HUNGRY FOR LEARNING ABOUT THE WORLD I LIVE IN
pants: THIS JUST IN: TOILETS
uncredited caveman: [REDACTED] {{ORIGINAL RESEARCH}} [REDACTED] {{CITATION STYLE}} |
pants |
#boners #pants-solo #redacted-text #renaissance-man #this-just-in #toilet #uncredited-character #wikipedia #woodring-field-background |
| 2,395 | 5/20/2005 |
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originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27 pants: FEED ME HOSTESS PRODUCTS
pants: AND/OR LITTLE DEBBIE
deuce: INSTALLING NT SERVICE PACK 3 (SO I CAN PLAY QUAKE II FULLSCREEN)
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH COULD BE APPLE HOMPH HOMPH COCONUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #fat #fatness #homph #hostess #january #little-debbie #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #originally-published #quake #quake-ii #sfw #windows-nt |
| 1,530 | 12/7/2002 |
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orpheus, son of morpheus pants: I AM ORPHEUS, SON OF MORPHEUS
pants: HEAR MY SONG
pants: GLHAGLAHG HGLAHGLIAHGLAHLGA DICKS HUALGHULAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #singing #woodring-field-background |
| 9,744 | 11/20/2025 |
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os/2 pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF TO OS/2
pants: BUT THE TWIST IS THAT IT'S COMPILED FOR THE POWERPC
deuce: CONFIRMED TEMPLEOS MASTURBATOR
pants: I CAN'T GET HARD TO THAT |
#beating-off #bored-pants #ccmp #computers #deuce-pants #lime-background #no-title-card #os #somber-deuce #temple-os |
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| 8,347 | 1/24/2022 |
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oscar mike pants: CHOKE ME RIGHT UP UNTIL I’M ABOUT TO JIZZ THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
pants: I’M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN
deuce: OSCAR MIKE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #choking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #jizz #oscar-mike #urinal-background |
| 9,280 | 8/14/2024 |
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oscellations pants: I'M BEGINNING TO SEE A POINT OF LIGHT ON THE HORIZON
pants: IT'S UH GETTING LARGER
pants: I'M GETTING SOME PRETTY GOOD OSCELLATIONS
pants: IT'S COMING QUICKER NOW IT'S REALLY GOING
pants: ANY SECOND NOW
pants: HERE WE GO
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE 2024 FARTLYMPICS
effigy: GODDAMMIT, I SCRATCHED MY GLASSES |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #effigy-pants-spigot #farts #funloving-nonsense #glasses #okay-pants-face #olympics #sfw #typo #white-background |
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| 3,482 | 5/15/2008 |
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other wise pants: WE NEED TO EXPEL HOURLY
pants: OTHERWISE...
pants: RAPE
deuce: GOD BLESS AMERICA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #rape #woodring-room-background |
| 2,368 | 4/23/2005 |
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others like me spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO OTHER DUMPY FAT GIRLS!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
| 1,797 | 9/4/2003 |
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otherwise still working out some bugs atandt > XMODEM
atandt > V.32
atandt > POTTY
atandt > HUHHHHH |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #badly-pasted-title #bug #hhhhh #lowercase #modem #potty #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
| 2,683 | 3/4/2006 |
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oughta be a law ozone: I CAN'T SEE
bung: GOD HELP US
net: TURN ON THE LIGHTS
ozone: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
net: NOW I CAN'T SEE (TURN THEM BACK OFF)
atandt: WILD EEP
ozone: MOUSTACHE POWER
net: AND THE CLAMPING CONTINUES
dick: GAY CODE FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER |
atandt bung dick net ozone |
#atandt-bung-dick-net-ozone #black-background #clamping #gay-code #macintosh #moustache #which-one-are-you |
| 9,633 | 8/1/2025 |
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our ancestors :Partita: VIOLIN SOLO NO. 3 IN E BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH
spigot: IT TOOK HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS FOR TINY DICKLICKERS TO EVOLVE, GIVING OFF OXYGEN
spigot: BUT THAT BRANCH DIDN'T LEAD TO US
spigot: OTHERS PRODUCED COLONIES OF POLYPS AND STARFISH, EVOLVING TENTACLES TO DIRECT FOOD INTO A PRIMITIVE MOUTH
spigot: BUT WE DON'T COME FROM STARFISH
spigot: ONE LINE TOOK TO THE STALLS, DEVELOPING DEXTERITY AND BECAME COCKSUCKERS
:line: BY SUSAN BROWN AND NASA/JPL VISUALIZATIONS BY JIM BLINN DEPICTING ANIMATED, COORDINATE-BASED COCKSUCKERS AND VECTOR-INTERPOLATED DICKLICKERS SUCKING COCKS AND LICKING DICKS
pants: AND THAT TAKES US BACK TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: FAG FISH PUMPING AND SUCKING |
#bach #biology #caption #cocksucker #coy-pants #david-attenborough #dicklicker #documentary #evolution #fish #fourth-wall-pants #huffy-pants #music #nasa #nature #pants-spigot #science #space-background |
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| 1,821 | 9/28/2003 |
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our demands pants: WE DEMAND HOSTAGES
pants: WE WILL TRADE AIRPORT ACCESS, FUEL AND A GETAWAY CAR
pants: A REALLY COOL GETAWAY CAR |
pants |
#demands #pants-solo #sfw #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
| 1,822 | 9/29/2003 |
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our fatness pants: OH CRAP
pants: THIS HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE I'M SURE OF IT
pants: OH WELL HALGHLUAHGLUHALGHLHALG SLOBBER DUH MOO HLAULULAHGLHALHLAHLUG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #fatness #moo #pants-solo #white-background |