pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE!!!!
deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER?!?!?
pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD
spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL
deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE
pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM????
spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE!!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY
spigot: YAY !!!!!
deuce: YAY !!!!!
pants: YAY !!!!!
spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!!
