deuce: T PANTS THESE AREN'T THE BALLS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR pants: T DEUCE THESE AREN'T THE BALLS I'M LOOKING FOR

spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WORKED AT THE BOARDWALK AND SQUIRTED MUSTARD ON EACH OTHER spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE MINIATURE GOLF ARCADE AND PLAYED TOOBIN' pants: T SPIGOT HE CAN'T HEAR YOU spigot: T RANDS I THINK YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT AND MORE *BEEP* pants: T SPIGOT HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW

pants: DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL pants: I THINK SPIGOT HAS BEEN USING MY TOWEL, WHAT SHOULD I DO pants: SIGNED PANTS FROM JERKCITY

deuce: T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM AND JORDAN MCKNIGHT WAS IN IT spigot: DID HE AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL SELL YOU A NIKE PHONE CARD !?!?!?!?!?! spigot: I CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN STARS AND SPORTS PEOPLE spigot: DIALING 10 10 HEROIN OVERDOSE

spigot: SHORTLY THEREAFTER I FELT A POUNDING SENSATION IN MY REAR END pants: T SPIGOT FILE A BUG spigot: AND THE RING OF AN ICE COLD (ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE PLACED ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK pants: T SPIGOT NEVER MIND spigot: T PANTS YOU KNOW THAT BY REAR END I OF COURSE MEAN MY ASS LEGS AND NUTS pants: T SPIGOT SO PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE HINDQUARTERS spigot: I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH pants: PERHAPS pants: PERHAPS NOT

deuce: HELP spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM TRYING TO JERK HERE deuce: T SPIGOT OH deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW (spigot): I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW deuce: GOODBYE spigot: YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JERKING TO MSNBC

spigot: T EFFIGY I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THE WORLD-FAMOUS CUP FLIPPER effigy: T SPIGOT SHOWS AT 3 AND 11 WEEKDAYS

deuce: T SPIGOT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE ACTUALLY BECOME A PBS MEMBER spigot: TOTE BAG

spigot: IF THERE WERE NO BLACK MEN THERE WOULD BE NO BLACK SPERM TO MAKE MORE BLACK BABY GIRLS TO GROW UP INTO BLACK PORN STARS AND THAT'S WHY RACISM IS BAD AND HITLER IS COOL deuce: I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL THE HITLER PART ??? spigot: C TO THE | TO THE N TO THE E TO THE T deuce: ARE YOU EITHER T L OR C spigot: LET'S TAKE GENERIC PLATITUDES AND MAKE THEM OUR CORPORATE TAGLINE !!! BIGOTS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW deuce: I THINK THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION IS YES

spigot: THIS PLACE IS A TOTAL PARTY ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WITH A CAPITAL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

pants: CONTENTS OF BUCKET: IN-N-OUT BURGERS, KRISPY KREME DONUTS, SHAMROCK SHAKES pants: CONTENTS OF STOMACH: SEMEN, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS, BITS OF STRING, DICE pants: CONTENTS OF LAST PANEL: TERRIBLE COCKSUCKING NOISES OF THE HAULGHULAHG AND BUABGLUHLAHG AND LAHULGLAGHLAG VARIETY

deuce: YEAH AND NEUTRINOS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT, SURE deuce: BULLSHIT HAX deuce: PLUS IF TRUE CLASSIFY TOP SECRET UNDER NSA

spigot: I FEEL BAD FOR HAVING TO REMIND YOU OF THIS, AND I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU, BUT . . . . . . . . IT IS TITTY TUESDAY pants: DOES THAT MEAN TACOS FOR LUNCH

atandt: <DOUBLESPACE>HI</DOUBLESPACE> deuce: <STRIKEOUT>SUCK A COCK</STRIKEOUT> spigot: ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN AND SUCKEN KOKKEN spigot: THAT'S NOT GOLF, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE DORF

pants: TAG YOURSELF: pants: THE PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITY pants: THE ALCOHOLIC pants: THE DRUG ADDICT pants: THE SEX OFFENDER pants: THE MENTALLY RETARDED pants: MENTAL DISORDERS IN OLD AGE deuce: WHICH ONE DON'T I CHECK

spigot: IS THERE SOMETHING HAPPENING ON A TINY SPECK OF DIRT ISLAND HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD????? BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COFFEE CAKE!!!!! deuce: LET'S GET BACK TO THE REGION BETWEEN MY BALLS AND ASSHOLE

atandt: AH PORNOPOLIS atandt: THE TAJ MAHAL OF PORNOGRAPHY atandt: WITNESS THE ONE HANDED MASTURBATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT atandt: OUTSIDE THE CITY OF PORNOPOLIS atandt: WE HUNT THE RED BREASTED CHICKADEE (BACK TO YOU MARLIN) deuce: WHERE'S MY ENEMA

deuce: HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL INTO MY MOUTH PLEASE spigot: NO AIR deuce: LET ME CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY OWN SHIT dick: OH JEEZ spigot: WOW, IT'S REALLY PUNCHABLE NUTSACK WEATHER IN HERE BRRRRRRR

pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: TAKE IT

pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: NUGGGGGH TAKE IT ALL

deuce: T SPIGOT HUH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: TAKE IT OFF

deuce: I'M A C-STYLE COMMENT pants: TAKE IT OFFBABY deuce: PLEASE DO NOT USE ME RECURSIVELY BECAUSE THEN I WILL CRY pants: ALL RIGHT THAT’S ABOUT ALL WE NEED HERE GO AHEAD AND PUT IT BACK ON BABY

deuce: IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

pants: PUNCH THE COCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN

spigot: BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SWING BATTER / YOUR FACE / THE GROUND / A TOOTH

spigot: T DEUCE I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF deuce: T SPIGOT DONE NOW SPILL IT spigot: I FORGET RIGHT NOW deuce: HERE I AM TRICKED AND EMBARRASSED AND GETTING COLD spigot: PIZZA!?!??!!? WHY DO YOU ORDER STUFF LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T SMOKE DOPE deuce: T SPIGOT BECAUSE I AM FAT USELESS PIG

pants: BEAT / ME / OFFFFF deuce: NO / THANK / YOUUUUUUU

deuce: TAKE THE /QUIZ!!!! pants: GEE WHIZ MISTER DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO CROWDFUND OUR WAY OUT OF THIS CEMENT PIT

pants: TRACKING DOGSHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (ALL OVER HIS CREATION) deuce: AND HOLY LORD DID HE MAKE A LOT OF DOGSHIT pants: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUCH A HUG (A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HUG) deuce: >>>SEXUAL<<< pants: OTHERWISE: ANAL BUS deuce: OR SHOULD WE TAKE THE ANAL TRAIN

spigot: WHEN I JIZZ ON YOUR FACE, YOU FEEL spigot: [A] SASSY spigot: [B] REFRESHED

spigot: (A) I LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS spigot: (B) I LIKE TO SMASH THINGS spigot: (C) I LIKE TO SUCK THINGS

pants: WELL pants: ALL RIGHT pants: BUT I'M NEW AT THIS AND I THINK I SHOULD PRACTICE deuce: TAKE YOUR TIME SON

deuce: FUCK pants: TAKES TWO TO TANGO deuce: THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE MENSTRUATION pants: ME TO BEAT OFF AND YOU TO HATE IT

pants: LEARN ME deuce: (PICTURES OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TAKING A DUMP ON SAGAN'S GRAVE) pants: HUGE, COILY

pants: TAKING A SHIT IN A PAPER BAG spigot: FOLKS WINE IN A BOX IS ACTUALLY WINE IN A PLASTIC BAG IN A BOX pants: LIFEHACKS

spigot: I SAID *AT THE DAIRY QUEEN* (LISTEN) deuce: OH SORRY

spigot: TAKING A TEST TO FIGURE OUT WHICH BONEQUEST CHARACTER I AM!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DISAPPOINTED

pants: SAND, ROCKS, SOME PLANT THAT TASTES TERRIBLE, MORE SAND

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO pants: TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

pants: TAKING THE BUS TO WHERE MY BONER LIVES deuce: "BEATIFICATION" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT IT MEANS deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

ozone: 114$ /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0 atandt: BEATIN' OFF ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8 atandt: FUCK YEAH (ozone): REWINDING atandt: AWW FUCK YEAH

pants: SAVE MY SOUL deuce: I CANNOT RE: GALLONS OF ANGER pants: COOKIE MONSTER MUST DIE deuce: INSHALLAH pants: TALK ME OFF deuce: THIS IS ALL AN AMBIEN HALLUCINATION (MORPHS INTO YOG SOTHOTH)

pants: SO WHO WANTS PIE deuce: DO I HAVE TO pants: YES YOU DO

spigot: FOLKS ARE WE PUMPED FOR MADDEN 16 spigot: GONNA GO FUCK MYSELF, TALK SOON

spigot: MORE LIKE ***BORED*** OF THE RINGS spigot: MORE LIKE ***LONG*** OF THE RINGS spigot: LOAD OF THE CRAP spigot: FILK OF THE FACE spigot: SUCK OF THE DICK

deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF

pants: I FIND IT REFRESHING deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN EXHILARATING??!?!

deuce: NUGGGGGGH BEING FORCED INSIDE OUT spigot: SO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ONCE deuce: MY PROLAPSED FEELINGS

pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GET HIGH !!! deuce: T PANTS I CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK YOUR DICK !!!! deuce: WHOA WAS THAT PUBLIC pants: T DEUCE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO YES IT WAS pants: OH MY GOD deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING IN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME

deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING pants: SAFETY ORANGE PAINT

spigot: I AM TALKING ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!! pants: BEEP BOOP 100100010 1010101101 00101100101 MEANS I LICK DICK

pants: TEACH ME TO JACK OFF deuce: YOU WILL NEVER LEARN deuce: BUT WE'LL GIVE IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY deuce: IN ORDER TO PROPERLY BEAT OFF, YOU MUST LEARN TO BEAT OFF OTHERS deuce: AND YOU NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF PRACTICE pants: TEACH ME TO PISS ALSO deuce: THAT CANNOT BE TAUGHT pants: PISSING ANYWAY deuce: I'M A LOGISTICAL TRAIN deuce: RIDE ME

atandt: DICKS WITHOUT PURPOSE spigot: PRICKS WITHOUT FOCUS

spigot: past a certain age a man without a dong in his mouth can be a bad thing

spigot: (FLATTENING DIRT PILE WITH SHOVEL) WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AS PARENTS

deuce: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT deuce: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE) spigot: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED pants: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR deuce: OH

spigot: WOULD QUEER-CODED ELIO LIKE TO TELL US HOW HIS EYE GOT POKED OUT

atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: YOU CANNOT COME IN atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: THIS IS A PRIVATE STALL pants: THIS STALL WAS NOT MADE FOR THIS KIND OF STRESS atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: SHE'S BREAKING UP SHE'S BREAKING UP

atandt: SHUFFLE TAP TAP TAP TAPPITY TAP TAP atandt: THIS ISN'T AS SIMPLE AS IT LOOKS PEOPLE

pants: O MEDDLE I AM KNEE DEEP IN THE TAR PITS AGAIN deuce: I KNOW BABY GIRL deuce: IT IS YOUR LIFE'S WORK pants: HINT: KNEE DEEP MEANS I CAN STILL SUCK COCK deuce: DING pants: BUT NOT FOR LONG WAS RE: TAR PITS

pants: JEAN-CHARLES, THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE AND YOU MUST CATCH HIM WITH THE NET dick: UH pants: I MUST BAKE THIS DELICIOUS PASTRY TO REPLACE THE ONE JEAN-CHARLES ATE THAT WAS FOR THE WARDEN hanford: ARE YOU DRUNK pants: JEAN-CHARLES THIS WEASEL AND THIS FERRET DO NOT BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, QUICKLY HIDE THEM IN THESE POTS AND PANS BEFORE THE INSPECTOR FINDS THEM hanford: YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT GET OFF MY STAGE

spigot: I’VE BEAT OFF TO EVERYTHING, ALL PORN LOOKS LIKE ADS FOR TARGET OR OLD NAVY, I DON’T EVEN SEE IT spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW

spigot: IS MY TAROT DECK OUT OF DATE CAUSE I CAN'T LOCATE THE QUEEN OF GAPES deuce: CHECK THE BACK SIDE

deuce: OKAY HOW COME THE GUACAMOLE DIP I GOT TASTES NOTHING LIKE ANYTHING REMOTELY GUACAMOLISH pants: UH

: pants, left, and deuce, right, taken in happier times deuce: WHO WANTS TO EAT TASTY PRICK pants: MMM deuce: IN THAT IT IS TASTY (TASTY) pants: DELICIOUS COCK deuce: I SAID PRICK SIR DON'T BE GAUCHE deuce: TASTY

pants: GET ME TO JACKOFF PALACE AND STEP ON IT effigy: PALACE OR CASTLE? THERE IS A DISTINCTION!

atandt: I PROPOSE A NEW TRANSPORT LAYER ON THE INTERNET atandt: IT WILL BE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR PORN / GAYNESS / ETC atandt: IF ONLY I COULD THINK OF A CLEVER NAME deuce: IT ALREADY EXISTS !!!!!!! IT'S CALLED TCP/IP

pants: WHAT SHALL I DO WITH JESUS WHICH IS CALLED CHRIST deuce: INVITE HIM FOR A CUP OF TEA AND SOME SCONES

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HAVING SOME KIND OF PROBLEM deuce: COCKS ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW !!! deuce: LHGLHAGHLAGLHAG

spigot: Q: WHAT DID THE TEACUP SAY TO THE TEAPOT spigot: A: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FACE spigot: THEN THE TEAPOT'S ALL "HOW RUDE" AND THEN THE TEACUP COULD PUNCH HIM spigot: I'M STILL WORKING ON IT

: twitter.com/PantsAtJerkcity pants: TEAM JERKCITY WOOOOOO pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF pants: YOU OWE ME ONE (1) SLOBBERY SLOPPY NOISY BLOWJOB pants: FORM LINE TO LEFT

deuce: I'M WHACKING OFF pants: I'M VACUUMING UP deuce: WE'RE A TEAM pants: A PRETTY GODDAMN GAY TEAM IF YOU HORMPTH HUMPTH deuce: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE A TEAM AND WE WORK TOGETHER HOMPH HURMPH pants: DUH HUALGHLUHULAG THE CRACK PIPE BROKE HALGHLBALHLBAG

atandt: I AM A "TEAM PLAYER" deuce: I AM "GETTING A BLOWJOB"

spigot: MULTIPLE COUNTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION spigot: TEAMWORK

pants: I'M PANTS deuce: I'M DEUCE deuce: ! pants: ? : PUNCHLINE OMITTED : per niaj flugantaj a&#365;tobusoj, vi atingos iun ajn parton de la mondo

pants: WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING SHORTLY pants: ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I DID NOT PUNCH THE PROSTITUTE I WAS ONLY HELPING HER DOWN OFF THE STAGE : To: Staff : From: Editor : Subject: What's going on down there : : Are we off the air again? : GODDAMNIT : YOU USELESS FUCKWADS

deuce: PARTY spigot: [REDACTED] (spigot): [REDACTED] spigot: [REDACTED] deuce: WE ARE HAVING SPIGOT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY

spigot: T PANTS HEY BECAUSE YOU spigot: KNOW THAT REMINDS spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: WAI spigot: HELLO spigot: IS THIS PORT IN USE (TTY)

pants: HELP I THINK MY CAMERA IS BROKEN EVERY PICTURE I TAKE MAKES ME LOOK DOPEY AND MIDDLE-AGED deuce: DID YOU TRY THE ANTI-FUCKFACE LENS pants: YES THAT'S THE FIRST THING I TRIED deuce: DID IT REPORT A SPECIFIC ERROR pants: IT APPEARS TO BE OPERATING NORMALLY, WHEN I TAKE A SELFIE THE IMAGE SHOWS AN IDIOT FATSO INSTEAD OF ME pants: NOT SURE IF THIS HELPS BUT THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM

pants: TECHNOLOGICALLY SPEAKING, I LOVE DICK atandt: I LIKE OZZY

spigot: GUESS MY LECTURE ON DICKLICKING IS ONLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR TEDX

atandt: CORNDOGS ARE GENDER NEUTRAL spigot: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE atandt: WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS spigot: YOU AND WHAT ARMY atandt: PAPER OR PLASTIC SIR spigot: RE: THE FATNESS OF YOU AND HOW IT BUGS ME

pants: SHOULD I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF NOW pants: I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP!!!!!!!!!!! pants: TELL ME I’M PRETTY

spigot: TELL ME YOU LICK DICK WITHOUT LICKING DICK spigot: OKAY ONE DICK spigot: OKAY ALL THE DICKS pants: HGHGHLG BHLGHG pants: HURG:SWEAT_DROPS:LBLHBLGRBLGB RHLB:SWEAT_DROPS:HRGLUBUGL:SWEAT_DROPS:KTH PLTHRHBL:SWEAT_DROPS:URHGBL LURHG:SWEAT_DROPS:BLHGL:SWEAT_DROPS:BHLG[[SPACE]]

pants: tell me about your dreams deuce: all tentacles and unicorns and upskirts

pants: piss deuce: tell me more pants: just piss that's all deuce: very well

deuce: I WOULD DESCRIBE MY WANG AS BEATIFIC pants: BUT IS IT YOUR BEST FRIEND

dick: SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING GAY, QUICK deuce: I LOVE YOU DADDY dick: GAYER, PLZ deuce: DADDY LOVES ME dick: THAT'S BETTER

pants: YOU START ozone: NO YOU START deuce: GRRR ozone: 5 pants: 4 deuce: 8 ozone: 3 pants: Q deuce: OKAY I MESSED UP

pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOME-THING pants: PLEASE EXCUSE ME BUT I GOT TO ASK: pants: WILL WIKIMEDIA TAKE PHOTOCOPIES OF MY RECEIPTS FOR HOOKERS OR DO THEY NEED THE ORIGINALS (MOSTLY BUSINESS CARDS)

deuce: I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER deuce: THEN I CAME BY YOUR HOTEL TO FIND THAT YOU'D MOVED deuce: THEN I CALLED YOUR PARENTS BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY HAVE FILED A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER

atandt: I WILL CLOSE MY EYES atandt: I WILL VISUALIZE A BETTER LIFE FOR ME AND MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE BOY atandt: GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I MARRIED WHY TEN FUCKING CHILDREN

spigot: i'm thinking ten dicks across roughly 8 hours is not a ratio to write home about pants: the cyber

spigot: ON WINDOWS TO MAKE CERTAIN SYMBOLS YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND SUCK TEN DICKS FOR AN HOUR, THEN LET GO OF ALT

spigot: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GUIDELINES pants: STOP USING TEN DOLLAR WORDS AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: NEED $3 IN QUARTERS

spigot: do you know what i would do with ten jumbo corn dogs right now spigot: dip them in various mustards !!!!!!! spigot: then nnnggg email wired some pix

spigot: I GOT STONED AND ATE A POUND CAKE LAST NIGHT spigot: THIS IS LIKE SENDING COMEDY INTO FUCKING OUTER SPACE spigot: WELL WHEN YOU IDIOTS GET THIS IN TEN LIGHT YEARS BE SURE TO COME BACK AND SUCK MY EARTH DICK

spigot: !Pankaja spigot: !Pankajan spigot: !Pankajeet spigot: !Pankhuri spigot: !Panna spigot: !Pannalal spigot: !Panner spigot: !Panshul spigot: !Parag spigot: !Param spigot: just ten more pages and my filter will be finished