deuce: HELP
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM TRYING TO JERK HERE
deuce: T SPIGOT OH
deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW
(spigot): I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
deuce: GOODBYE
spigot: YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JERKING TO MSNBC