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EPISODES: 2024

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
9,054 1/1/2024 penis cage
spigot: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FARADAY EVER LOCKED HIS PENIS IN ONE OF HIS OWN CAGES deuce: HIS PENIS WOULD THEN BE UNABLE TO SEND ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS OUT spigot: ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HE EJACULATES
#deuce-spigot
#ejaculation
#gunmetal-background
#penis
#science
9,055 1/2/2024 it says deceased
spigot: PRESSING THE FLIPPER ZERO AGAINST MY PENIS
#apricot-background
#electronics
#flipper
#flipper-zero
#hacking
#no-title-card
#penis
#rfid
#spigot-solo
9,056 1/3/2024 listen what the man says
pants: THE FATTEST, THE GAYEST pants: THE FATTEST AND THE GAYEST pants: WHAT I'M SAYING IS
#fat
#gay
#gay-fatness
#pants-solo
#repetition
#urinal-background
9,057 1/4/2024 oh the places you'll go
pants: SUCKING DICK ON MONSTER ISLAND pants: SHORT TUGBOAT TRIP TO ISLE OF NABOOMBU FOR LUNCH (JUST LUNCH) pants: SUCKING DICK ON KONG ISLAND pants: JUST AN 18 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU TO SUCK SOME APE-MAN DICK pants: NOW I'M SUCKING DICK AT CLUB PENGUIN
#coy-pants
#dicksucking
#dr-seuss
#islands
#pants-solo
#science-fiction
#weird-pants-face
#yellow-background
9,058 1/5/2024 desert planet
deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET)
#celebrity
#corndog-background
#deuce-solo
#dune
#movies
#no-title-card
#science-fiction
#sfw
9,059 1/6/2024 ain't hurting nobody nohow
spigot: BEATING OFF DOESN'T HURT ANYONE AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
#environmentalism
#masturbation
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
9,060 1/7/2024 balls of one's own
spigot: DOING NEWTON'S CRADLE WITH MY OWN BALLS deuce: YOUR TESTICLES HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE COEFFICIENT OF RESTITUTION
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#kinematics
#nuts-of-spigot
#physics
#science
#starbucks-background
9,061 1/8/2024 cow
pants: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE pants: INTERRUPTING COW deuce: INTERRUP pants: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: KNOCK KNOCK pants: WHO'S THERE deuce: EXTREMELY POLITE COW pants: EXTREMELY POLITE COW WHO deuce: MOO
#bored-pants
#concerned-deuce
#cows
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#knock-knock
#mountain-background
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#weird-coy-face
#wholesome
9,062 1/9/2024 that happened
pants: STEPHEN FRY IS ACTIVELY BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER deuce: WITH WHAT A BROOMSTICK
#broom
#cancer
#celebrity
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#lavender-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#stephen-fry
9,063 1/10/2024 which one already
spigot: WHICH SOPRANOS CHARACTER ON SESAME STREET ARE YOU ??? :beep: BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK spigot: YOU ARE BADA BERT
#echinaceamagnus-background
#sesame-street
#sfw
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#the-sopranos
9,064 1/11/2024 sms
pants: SYMANTEC SHOULD HAVE NEVER HALTED ITS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WITH THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION pants: THAT REALLY ACTIVATED MY ALMONDS pants: PLEASE STAND BY WHILE I RECEIVE AN URGENT NOTIFICATION FROM THE SHORT MESSAGING SERVICE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP :text: IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A TOILET pants: ASLK;DJF
#funloving-nonsense
#gun
#nra
#pants-solo
#sfw
#sms
#symantec
#telephony
#toilet
#woodring-den-background
#y-n
9,065 1/12/2024 twelve steps
spigot: GOD spigot: GRANT ME THE SERENITY spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I HAVEN'T LICKED spigot: THE COURAGE spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I CAN spigot: AND THE WISDOM spigot: TO LICK TWO OR THREE MORE DICKS BEFORE BEDTIME spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOT AND I'M A BIG DUMB DICKLICKER spigot: I'VE BEEN LICKING DICK SINCE OH I DON'T KNOW spigot: THE START OF THIS MEETING spigot: AND I DEFINITELY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM
#alcoholics-anonymous
#alcoholism
#dicklicking
#overlong
#serenity-prayer
#single-pose
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
9,066 1/13/2024 inside man
spigot: WHY ARE HOT DOGS EIGHT TO A PACK WHEN MY ASS FITS TEN spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE A BLACK VERSION OF DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL IT DO THE RIGHT THANG spigot: I WILL TOO BRING A NAIL GUN TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
#anal-insertion
#ass
#bored-pants
#deuce-dick-ozone-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hot-dogs
#mousehole
#movies
#multiple-backgrounds
#parade
#physical-comedy
#spike-lee
#thanksgiving
9,067 1/14/2024 my babbit is died
pants: I WILL BE THE ASHLEY BABBIT OF OXYCONTIN deuce: DO I GET TO SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK pants: ONE FLOPPY TIT FALLS OUT
#ashli-babbitt
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#drunk-deuce
#gun
#january-sixth
#mountain-background
#oxycontin
#tits
#typo
#violence
9,068 1/15/2024 you know what you must do
spigot: SHOULD I HANG MYSELF IN THE DATA CENTER pants: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA CENTER IS FOR
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#datacenter
#datacenter-background
#innuendo
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#suicide
9,069 1/16/2024 sucking off the special investigators
pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW
#based
#huffy-pants
#jack-reacher
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#television
#trans
#urinal-background
9,070 1/17/2024 new shoes
spigot: CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS!!! pants: THAT MEANS SHOES pants: ARE THOSE spigot: APPLE-CINNAMON BEAR CLAWS FROM HAPPY DONUTS
#disappointed-pants
#donut
#fed-up-pants
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#sfw
9,071 1/18/2024 three sensibly portioned penises
deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM
#bored-pants
#concerned-deuce
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diet
#fat
#genital-mutilation
#gunmetal-background
#modified-character
#penis
#physical-comedy
9,072 1/19/2024 a gentleman caller
spigot: HELLO pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW
#anal
#black-background
#caption
#gay-fatness
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-spigot
#pegging
#porn
#prank-call
#starbucks-background
#telephony
9,073 1/20/2024 happy new year
spigot: SPENDING 2024 ON THE TOILET
#constipation
#mousehole
#new-year
#no-title-card
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
9,074 1/21/2024 mcnugget buddies
spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mcdonalds
#mcdonalds-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#wholesome
9,075 1/22/2024 nobody's lovin' it
spigot: T PANTS DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES SCRUM deuce: HE WAS BANNED FROM THOSE IN 2021 FOR REASONS THEY ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE pants: I PUT THEM IN MY BOTTOM
#agile
#anal-insertion
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mcdonalds
#red-background
#yellow-background
9,076 1/23/2024 nuts to that
pants: ERSTWHILE deuce: HERETOFORE pants: GASSY deuce: EBULLIENT spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOW MANY FRIES AM I HOLDING UP
#deuce-pants-spigot
#farts
#fries
#gassy
#huffy-pants
#red-background
#yellow-background
9,077 1/24/2024 operation dinner out
pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#minecraft-background
#sfw
9,078 1/25/2024 words
spigot: CHAD FAMILY ANNIHILATOR pants: VIRGIN WEEKEND DAD
#divorce
#memes
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
9,079 1/26/2024 hey hey / ho ho / non-gmo balls have got to go
deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO
#balls
#deuce-solo
#deuces-balls
#gmo
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
9,080 1/27/2024 burner
spigot: I USE A BURNER HAM RADIO SO NOBODY FINDS OUT I HELP ELDERLY OPERATORS UP THE STAIRS TO PANCAKE BREAKFASTS AT THE OAKS SHOPPING CENTER
#bay-area
#breakfast
#ham-radio
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pancakes
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#wholesome
9,081 1/28/2024 doctors hate this one trick
spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS IF YOU LIVE IN THESE THREE ZIPCODES
#clickbait
#mail
#no-title-card
#penis
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#zipcode
9,082 1/29/2024 america / america
spigot: I HAVE THE SQUIRTS AND STILL NO GARLIC BREAD
#diarrhea
#garlic-bread
#no-title-card
#olive-garden
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#starbucks-background
9,083 1/30/2024 beep boop boop
spigot: I PUT SCALLOPED POTATOES IN THE DISK DRIVE
#food
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#potato
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#tech-support
9,084 1/31/2024 keepin' clean
deuce: I'M KEEPIN' CLEAN IN THE ANTHROPOCENE
#anthropocene
#deuce-solo
#hygiene
#no-title-card
#primrose-background
#red-background
#rhyming
#sfw
#single-panel
#wholesome
9,085 2/1/2024 new year's resolutions
spigot: IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU'D KEEP SUCKING
#diet
#high-res
#mountain-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,086 2/2/2024 old
deuce: WELL I SURE SLEPT LIKE SHIT dick: AND I DIDN'T POOP VERY WELL pants: WHAT deuce: RIOTING dick: NO TOO TIRED, HAVE TO NAP deuce: JEALOUS pants: WHAT pants: HOLD ON MY HEARING AID IS OFF pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pants: MAYBE JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR REQUEST AND BURY IT IN THE FOREST
#aging
#deafness
#deuce-dick-pants
#mountain-background
#naps
#no-title-card
#poop
#sleep
9,087 2/3/2024 the great replacement theory
pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK
#cock
#conspiracy
#mouth
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#swamp-background
9,088 2/4/2024 physical, digital
spigot: DID YOU ALL GET MY DICKLICKING LOYALTY VOUCHERS
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#grey-background
#marketing
#no-title-card
#single-panel
9,089 2/5/2024 gardening livestream
pants: I NOTICE NONE OF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO TUNE INTO MY GARDENING LIVESTREAM pants: I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER pants: BOTH OF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE PLANTING OF THE ORANGE HAT TOMATO PLANT spigot: OH THAT WAS TODAY deuce: I WAS BUSY WASHING MY HAIR spigot: NO I WAS THERE JUST IN THE BACK
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#echinaceamagnus-background
#excuses
#friendship
#gardening
#huffy-pants
#hygiene
#lies
#livestream
#modified-character
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#tomato
#twitch
9,090 2/6/2024 gardening
pants: T SPIGOT IS IT TOO EARLY TO PLANT MY BULBS spigot: YOU MEAN LIKE ON MY FACE
#gardening
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
9,091 2/7/2024 excuse me
spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE
#food
#lasagna
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
9,092 2/8/2024 sweat pants
pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS
#bathrobe-of-pants
#fashion
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
9,093 2/9/2024 how we do it
pants: WHY DOESN'T BONEQUEST HAVE A PODCAST OR A PONZI SCHEME spigot: THIS / IS HOW / WE DO / IT / FREEZES TO DEATH IN A TENT
#montell-jordan
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#podcast
#scam
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
9,094 2/10/2024 fruit fly
spigot: WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHIPPING OUT MY HAND WITH LIGHTNING FAST CAT-LIKE REFLEXES TO GRAB AND SQUEEZE A FRUITFLY IF WHEN I OPEN MY HAND IT FLAPS OUT UNHARMED INTO MY FAT STUPID FACE
#existential
#fat-face
#flap
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
9,095 2/11/2024 double shifts
pants: DOUBLE SHIFTS AT THE DICKLICKING FACTORY pants: JUST SO I CAN WORK WEEKENDS AT THE CRINGE PLANT
#cringe
#dicklicking
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
#work
9,096 2/12/2024 way past
pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN
#bi-curious
#bisexual
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
9,097 2/13/2024 twice in succession
spigot: ROUGHLY TEN MILLION CALORIES PER DAY spigot: HE SUCKS THE SAME DICK TWICE IN SUCCESSION YET PRODUCES TWO CLEARLY DIFFERENT TONES deuce: THE VERY DEFINITION OF INSANITY
#apricot-background
#deuce-spigot
#dicksucking
#simpsons
9,098 2/14/2024 barely used
spigot: A MURDER AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE pants: FOUND: PLUMPERS PASS, ON SIDE OF ROAD, LEFT WITH LOCAL PD spigot: DO WE KNOW HOW MANY PLUMPER POINTS ARE ON IT
#eggshell-background
#murder
#pants-spigot
#plumper-pass
#plumpers
9,099 2/15/2024 twink endgame
spigot: DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF USING THE WORD TWINK pants: YOUR TWINK DAYS ENDED IN 1995 pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TWINKS AFTER THEY GRADUATE pants: I GUESS THEY GET PHDS
#blue-background
#college
#gay-theory
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#twink-death
9,100 2/16/2024 lviii
pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!! deuce: I'M AWARE spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY
#49ers
#blue-background
#corpse
#football
#juszczyk
#kansas-city
#multiple-backgrounds
#orange-background
#red-background
#superbowl
#taylor-swift
#television
#young-sheldon
9,101 2/17/2024 alert
spigot: IF YOUR PENIS IS CIRCUMCISED WE RESPECTFULLY ASK THAT YOU USE THE :BANANA: EMOJI
#circumcision
#emoji
#no-title-card
#penis
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#violetgrey-background
9,102 2/18/2024 what the hell is a
spigot: HOW COME WHEN I SUCK DICK IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOT MATRIX PRINTER
#dicksucking
#no-title-card
#printer
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
9,103 2/19/2024 hot
pants: MY STARBUCKS LID BROKE deuce: STRETCH YOUR BALL SACK AROUND THE TOP AND SECURE IT WITH A RUBBER BAND pants: CAN I STILL BIKE TO WORK pants: OKAY YOU'RE GONE pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: NOW I NEED ICED COFFEE
#balls
#bicycle
#coffee
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fed-up-pants
#genital-mutilation
#hot
#huffy-pants
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-pants
#rubber-band
#starbucks
#work
9,104 2/20/2024 short bussin'
spigot: I'M THE **COOL** MATH TEACHER WHO DROPS THE REQUIRED TEXTBOOK IN THE TRASH CAN AND PULLS OUT HIS PENIS INSTEAD deuce: YOUR PENIS HAS MEASURE ZERO spigot: DELETE THIS
#deuce-spigot
#insult
#math
#mountain-background
#penis
#school
9,105 2/21/2024 w-wait
spigot: EXCITED FOR MORE TRUE DETECTIVE: SNOOZE COUNTRY FEATURING MUSIC BY DOG SHIT pants: W-WAIT WHERE'S TONY AND SIL AND CHRISTOPHER deuce: A-A-AND CARMELLA???
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dogshit
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#television
#the-sopranos
#true-detective
9,106 2/22/2024 thru & true
spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO spigot: ACTUALLY spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE
#minecraft-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#television
9,107 2/23/2024 not funny
spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU
#china
#e-commerce
#potomac-background
#rapekit
#spigot-solo
#temu
9,108 2/24/2024 what that word means
deuce: ADULTERATE ME deuce: WAIT, DON'T DO THAT deuce: I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THAT WORD MEANS deuce: I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE deuce: SOMETHING BETTER pants: MMM LET ME TRY
#definitions
#deuce-pants
#low-res
#woodring-stairs-background
9,109 2/25/2024 be a good catholic for 15 fucking minutes
spigot: T DEUCE I SAW YOUR POST ON REDDIT RE: HOW TOM BYRON'S CUMBACK PUSSY IS MORE LIKE TOM BYRON'S SENDBACK PUSSY deuce: FABRICATIONS deuce: SHENANIGANS deuce: SLANDER spigot: IF YOU LIKE LADIES, YOU'LL LOVE WHEN I LADIES NUTS ON YOUR FAT STUPID FACE pants: WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL SMOKES MARIJUANA AT HIS OWN CONFIRMATION
#christianity
#confirmation
#deuce-pants-spigot
#eggshell-background
#marijuana
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-spigot
#porn
#reddit
#seven-sacraments
#somber-deuce
#spigot-shrug
#tom-byron

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