spigot: NOW I'M BEATING OFF AT BREUNER'S AND IN 10 OR SO MINS I'LL BE BEATING OFF AT MMM CARPETS

deuce: MAX HARDCORE'S GOLDEN GUZZLERS spigot: AVAILABLE AT IHOP ??????

deuce: OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO COME OUT AND SAY IT: deuce: SOY SAUCE ON A LOADED BAKED POTATO pants: HMM

deuce: I'M A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE

spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS

pants: COCKSUCKER deuce: COCKSUCKER spigot: COCKSUCKER AND DIGITAL CONTENT CREATOR

spigot: YOUR DICKLICKITUDE IS LIKE 99% OF IT pants: WHAT'S THE OTHER 1% spigot: TOILET PRIVILEGES

pants: YEAH I'D TITTYFUCK A 76-YEAR-OLD deuce: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD IF IT'S DOLLY PARTON deuce: IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN MALE

spigot: IS BEN HUR THE GAY ONE OR IS LAWRENCE OF ARABIA THE GAY ONE OR IS SPARTACUS THE GAY ONE OR ARE THEY ALL GAY ONES pants: LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMMUTATIVE PROPERTY OF GAY MOVIES SAYS

deuce: MY BUTT HURTS FROM A LONG WALK THE OTHER DAY!!! deuce: BECAUSE I AM A `FAT FUCKING GLAZED HAM` deuce: :NOTES: MY MAKEFILE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD :NOTES:

spigot: :DOOR: GLORK BLORP BLOP GLOP spigot: HE'S A GOOD EARNER

pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: `VECTOPOINTS` pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: WHAT'S NEXT, `VECTOPRICKS` IN THIS WOKE NEW WORLD pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: THE IMPORTED PROVOLONE

pants: PLEASE PUSH YOUR PENIS / IN AN OLD MAN'S HAT effigy: ONLY FROM THE TOP effigy: WAIT, IS THE OLD MAN STILL WEARING IT? pants: WHO CARES, PUSH YOUR PENIS IN THERE effigy: WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU

deuce: I REALLY, REALLY WISH EVERYONE ON EARTH WOULD SIMULTANEOUSLY COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW deuce: RIGHT..... NOW deuce: RIGHT....................... NOW

effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT? pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW

pants: T DEUCE CAN I USE CHAT GPT TO WRITE A BONEQUEST NOVEL (OBVIOUSLY VOLUME 1 OF MANY!!!!!!!!) deuce: NO deuce: YOU MUST TYPE ALL THE STUPID WORDS YOURSELF pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY SUPERMAN BURST INTO THE ROOM WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR 64K SEGMENTATION LIMIT.

pants: LOL BONEQUEST.SUBSTACK.COM AM SERIOUS WRITER PERSON NOW spigot: STREAM IT ON PEACOCK

deuce: MY VAGINA IS DRY deuce: WAIT I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA

spigot: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE spigot: OR YOUR FUDGE pants: I'M THINKING I'M THINKING

spigot: I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO LICKING DICK AND NOW ROBOTS ARE DOING IT

pants: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PISS CHRIST pants: DO YOU BELIEVE

pants: I NEED TO POOP BUT I ALSO WANT A HUG: HELP ME COMBINE THESE WANTS, THESE NEEDS, INTO A SINGLE ACT deuce: I WOULD RATHER NOT HUG YOU ON THE TOILET

pants: HUGLAUHLGUAHLG deuce: GHLUAHGULAUHGLAG spigot: HERE WE ARE BUILDING COMMUNITIES

pants: IDEA: POPEYE BUT HIS SPINACH IS HEROIN AND HE JUST FALLS ASLEEP deuce: RUDE

deuce: BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. YOU MADE YOUR SAVING THROW! BLEW A TROLL.

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF? MANGOES pants: I DUNNO, A DRIED FLATTENED MANGO IS PRETTY GOOD deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP

pants: CHOKE IT ON spigot: DOWN pants: ALL AROUND spigot: TOWN pants: IN THE STEREO spigot: SOUND pants: IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO spigot: DOWN pants: I LIKE LICKIN DICK AND I LIKE LICKIN spigot: PRICK pants: WE CHOKE EM DOWN QUICK OR WE ALL GET spigot: SICK