spigot: SUBJECT: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO spigot: SUBJECT: YOU'RE FIRED spigot: SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, GET OUT

spigot: SUPER DUPER spigot: DUM DEE DOO LICKING IT spigot: RE: OUR ARRANGEMENT

deuce: WELL NOW THAT I HAVE SOME TIME TO MYSELF I THINK IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT REDECORATING deuce: I MEAN I COULD PUT UP SOME PINK FLANNEL UP ON THAT WALL deuce: AND SOME PINK TRIANGLE POSTERS OVER THERE deuce: AND A FEW TUBS OF K-Y JELLY AND A BIG BLACK DILDO ON THAT COUNTER deuce: AND EVERYTHING WOULD LOOK SPIFFY deuce: I'LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL THOSE MEANIES AT THE KNITTING CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: OH deuce: WAS THAT OUT LOUD

spigot: HEY GUESS WHAT deuce: WHAT'S UP spigot: JUST THAT I LIKE COCKS deuce: WAS THAT REALLY IT spigot: AND I'M FAT

deuce: I MUST MASTURBATE THREE TIMES DAILY (DOCTOR'S ORDERS) pants: WAS THAT YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW(S)

spigot: USE WASD TO PUT THE FRIES IN SPIGOT'S MOUTH spigot: YOU'RE JUST TYPING SAD DAD WADS OVER AND OVER

pants: USE ARROW KEYS OR WASD TO LICK DICK. PRESS SPACE TO LICK DICK. PRESS SHIFT-F4 TO LICK DICK. deuce: CTRL-F4 TO WIN pants: NO THAT JUST LICKS DICK pants: ALSO FOUND A BUG: WHEN I PRESS CTRL-F4 THE WORDS "YOU WIN" APPEAR ON THE SCREEN AND THE ANIMATION/MUSIC STOPS

spigot: WHAT IF YOU HOLD THE ZUCCHINI OVER THE SINK AND I JUST NOPE WORSE deuce: THE CHURCH OF JOE'S DICK pants: (SUGAR RAY VOICE) EVERY MORNING

deuce: THAT WASN'T ME deuce: THAT WAS THAT OTHER DEUCE deuce: BABHALBHLBHLBHALHB

deuce: ANYWAY GETTING BACK TO MY PORN spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ spigot: HURF DUH I'M AWAKE ZZZZZZ deuce: YOU ARE ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY spigot: ZZZZZZ WASN'T SLEEPING

pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you pants: maybe try choking me

pants: WATCH ME JACK OFF pants: YOU CAN'T NOT WATCH pants: IT WOULD BE LIKE STEALING

pants: WATCH ME POO dick: LEAVE IT IN A CURLY PILE ON THE FLOOR AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE deuce: A COIL LIKE QUETZALCOATL ONLY IT'S REAL POO AND IT ISN'T GOD-LIKE AT ALL pants: STILL: BOWING DOWN deuce: IT'S THE WISE THING TO DO (DESCARTES SAYS SO) pants: I'LL BOW TO HIM TOO IN A MINUTE (STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST ONE)

pants: WATCH ME SUCK THIS DICK deuce: THAT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE

deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME JERK OFF TO FINAL FANTASY VII ??!??!?!??!? spigot: OR ME TO JUST REGULAR VI

spigot: STUFFING pants: WATCH ME PLUMP WHILE I COOK pants: SERIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT LOOKING CLOSELY ENOUGH

pants: I'M A WAR CORRESPONDENT pants: WATCH ME WAR pants: GRRRRR THIS IS MY WAR EXPRESSION deuce: THAT IS WARRY deuce: CAN YOU SHOW ME A CEASEFIRE pants: I CAN DIG IT BABY deuce: I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE pants: WELL THEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN (FOLDS ARMS)

spigot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL atandt: T SPIGOT YEA BROTHER spigot: T ATANDT BUT NOT FOR COCK atandt: OK I'M GOING TO THE MALL ANYONE WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK (NOT GAY)

pants: IN TEN HOURS I WILL BE THE OWNER OF A PAC MAN COFFEE MUG deuce: I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU pants: WATCH THE PROFANITY I AM AN OP : PANTS TRIED TO BOOT DEUCE (WHAT A PRICK) pants: OKAY NEVERMIND

pants: JUST WATCH THE ROAD pants: HUFF THIS deuce: THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT HUH deuce: WELL I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AREN'T BY LICKING YOUR BALLS pants: OKAY NOW HUFF THIS

pants: WATCH TILL END pants: HALGHAULGH pants: LAGHLAGHULAG pants: GAHULGHALGHLAG pants: AHAGLAHGLHALG pants: GHULAUHLGAG pants: HGLUAHGLAGLG pants: AO*YGALGBHLAGHL pants: I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A PANCAKES REWARD PROGRAM

pants: MY LITTLE T-REX ARMS ARE FLAILING deuce: MY VESTIGIAL LIMBS ARE BEATING VIGOROUSLY IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BUT ULTIMATELY I AM DESTINED TO FAIL pants: NATURE'S GREATEST GIFT: MY AMAZING MOUTH deuce: EVOLUTION HAS SPECIFICALLY SELECTED ME FOR EXTINCTION pants: I'M ALL "THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY TO ME" AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND FLOATED OUT

pants: I SHIT THINGS net: OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE deuce: I AM WATCHING

deuce: ANOTHER BIG FAT RAPPER WEARING REALLY BRIGHT CLOTHES TO EMPHASIZE HOW FUCKING FAT HE REALLY IS spigot: ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD deuce: I'LL THROW MY BALLS INTO THE MIX ALSO spigot: AND THIS GUN AND THEREFORE YOUR ATM CARD SIR (POINTING)

deuce: MY CAT IS CURRENTLY DRINKING WATER HOW COPY deuce: HE GOT SPOOKED AND LEFT,HOW DO YOU READ effigy: 5 BY 5 KNIGHT RIDER ONE deuce: WILL KEEP YOU UP TODATE KNIGHT RIDER ACTUAL effigy: NOT NECESSARYCOMMANDER,ENJOY YOURSELFOUT THERE.

pants: HEY I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D WATER ME SOMETIMES pants: ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ME IN A SPACE WHERE I'LL GET SOME SUNLIGHT pants: AND ANOTHER THING [CONTINUES TO COMPLAIN] deuce: YES IT WOULD

spigot: T PANTS YOUR FROG IS SITTING ON ME AND WON'T GET UP AND KEEPS GOING TO THE BATHROOM pants: WATER ONCE pants: BUT pants: NEVER AGAIN

spigot: HERE COMES JIZZY MCPISSFACE WITH HIS BEACH TOYS spigot: HEY GANG JIZZY MCPISSFACE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WATER SAFETY spigot: SUPPOSE SOMEONE DUMPS A BUCKET OF SAND UPSIDEDOWN ON YOUR HEAD WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD GO spigot: THEN A HUGE BLACK DICK CHOKES YOU UP GOOD AND BLUE spigot: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP spigot: I'M GOING TO CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS spigot: THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY

pants: MOVE ALONG NOW pants: THESE TWINKIES ARE SAFE WITH ME deuce: T PANTS PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM AND WATER THEM NIGHTLY

deuce: I'M ON A COLONIZATION SHIP THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO COLONIZE A WATER WORLD WITH VERY MEAN OCTOPUS-LIKE ALIENS THAT DON'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY BUT HAVE THE ABILITY TO KILL THEIR PREY VIA SOUND BLASTS AND THAT UPSETS ME A GREAT DEAL spigot: TRY REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS

pants: PERSONAL DOWNTIME spigot: HOW / MANY / DICKS pants: A GALLON I RECKON deuce: AIM IT THATAWAY spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING / MUST I LICK pants: CHASING WATERFOWL THROUGH THE PARK pants: HONNNNNK deuce: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFOWL

ozone: ~ deuce: I AGREE ozone: YEAH I USED TO THINK [ WAS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE ozone: BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S ~

spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE CURB AND LOOK AT MY SHOES UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN spigot: IT'S HARD TO SUCK DICK WHEN THE PIANO VERSION OF "LINUS & LUCY" IS GETTING PIPED IN THROUGH THE SPEAKERS spigot: WAW WAH WAW WAHHHHHH WAH WAW WAW WAWWWW WWWW WWWWW WWWW WWWWWW WWWWW

deuce: IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S ALREADY 1997 deuce: TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

pants: LICK A FATTY FOR ME spigot: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UNDERNEATH YOU)

spigot: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT

net: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT deuce: GLHGAHLGAHLAGHLGAHLGA net: THEY ARE COVERED WITH IT deuce: ALL OVER YOU LIKE [REDACTED] ON [REDACTED] net: ALSO MADE OF SOME MANNER OF GROSS/GAY ALLOY deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGA

pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN

spigot: C TO THE O TO THE OTHER C TO THE K TO THE S TO MY FACE pants: WAY TO SUCK IT spigot: LAUGH YOU DONGS

spigot: COME ON EVERYONE I JUST SAW A UFO IN THE TOILET spigot: THIS WAY FOLLOW ME COME ON spigot: RIGHT IN HERE IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK spigot: BACK IN THERE spigot: WAY WAY BACK IN THE LAST ONE spigot: OKAY I'LL LOCK THE DOOR SO IT CAN'T FLY AWAY spigot: AND I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHT SO WE CAN SEE IT FLASHING spigot: AND I'LL START GROPING AROUND IN YOUR PANTS spigot: WHOOPS *OW* OW OW spigot: OKAY WE CAN DO THIS LATER spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE

pants: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT DEUCE WITH US deuce: PERFECT SINE WAVE TONE

pants: WHY MUST WE ALWAYS pants: WITH THE pants: AND SO IT GOES

pants: I SUCK COCK UNDER BRIDGES: PASS IT ON

spigot: BBLBBLBBLBBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE JERKCITY

spigot: COMPILING: GAY.C spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY WANG spigot: NOW I'LL COVER IT WITH THIS SILK HANDKERCHIEF spigot: HOLY spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM GAY

pants: ARE WE BECOME ANAL deuce: I AM BECOME ANAL, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

deuce: someone pulled out all the stops pants: did stops get pulled out pants: that is horrible pants: maybe we put the stops back in??????? what if they were holding something back deuce: we are typing things

pants: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY pants: AHHHH ANOTHER WONDERFUL MONDAY IN JERKCITY spigot: WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE LEAVE pants: I AM SO SORRY

pants: YUMMY YUMMY HAKGHAO87TI P-HJNPK;,,,,,, deuce: DON'T EAT THAT deuce: AN ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE, A FAINT WHIFF OF OZONE, AND PANTS IS DEAD deuce: WE WILL REBUILD HIM, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY deuce: HERE ARE FIVE DICKS AND A PACEMAKER LET'S GO PEOPLE GO GO GO deuce: WEHIFHKHKL SHILBBHLHLBGH (THE SOUND OF WORK BEING DONE) deuce: HIS HEART IS BEATING AGAIN deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH WE HAVE NOT STAVED OFF HIS CRAVING FOR DICKS deuce: THIS IS EXPERIMENT IS A FAILURE pants: FEED ME HOT DOGS

deuce: LET'S LICK DICK deuce: QUIETLY deuce: WE DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN THE SPIRITS

spigot: WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT IN THIS HOUSE

: A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR BIONIC WEDNESDAY

pants: ARE YOU A MONSTER deuce: I'M MORE OF A STANDARD FLAWED HUMAN BEING deuce: WHO MURDERS BABIES deuce: I THINK THEY DESERVE IT BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUIET SCREAM SO, Y'KNOW, JUST THE USUAL FLAWED HUMAN BEING pants: WE HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES

pants: INJECTING HORSEY SAUCE INTO MY DICK

atandt: mmmmmm cocks atandt: i said cocks spigot we heard you

deuce: so we all win then pants: well somebody has to lose pants: and choke pants: on what we in the industry refer to as "my load"

pants: MY WANG IS TRAPPED IN THIS BELL JAR deuce: AND MY SOUNDING TUBE IS STUCK IN YOUR WANG pants: WE MUST OPERATE deuce: GHLAGUHLAHGLUAG

spigot: We really want to do something so we aren't just the girls who Louis C.K. masturbated in front of

deuce: WHERE'S MY PISS JUGS pants: USE A THERMOS deuce: I'LL USE YOUR LEFT CHEEK, RIGHT CHEEK spigot: WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE STALLS

deuce: SHUT UP PEOPLE atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO SIT OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN atandt: I'LL BRING THE CHEESE

spigot: FUCK, I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN pants: WE SHOULD OPERATE IMMEDIATELY

pants: BONJOUR DICKS deuce: PENFOLD SHUSH

pants: WE THE PEOPLE pants: HULAGBLAUBALGHBLAG pants: HULK STRAIGHT pants: OKAY WHERE WAS I pants: RIGHT HERE WE GO pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY pants: I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE pants: EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME (I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN DRINKING WATER)

pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY spigot: WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE pants: T PANTS HOW UGLY spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING GAYS AND THEIR PRICKS pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY I HAD TO CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE

pants: YOU WILL BE GAY WITH ME AND WE WILL HOLD HANDS pants: I SAID: WE WILL HOLD HANDS spigot: YOU ARE HURTING MY ARM

pants: ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE deuce: I BELIEVE SO pants: I THINK WE'D BETTER GET STARTED THEN deuce: VERY WELL

spigot: HOW THE DICKS/BALLS GOT INTO MY FACE, WELL I GUESS WE'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW FOR SURE spigot: [CURTAIN] spigot: BHLABHLAHBLAURHLBUAHRL pants: THE BEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER

spigot: DICKLICKERS AHOY spigot: WE'RE ALL A FUCKING FAMILY HERE TODAY PEOPLE spigot: GAY STUDENT CLINGS TO LIFE, DONGS

spigot: (RUBS HANDS) BOY DO I HAVE BIG PLANS TO GET OUR PORN COMPANY BACK ON TOP THIS 2017 spigot: TOLD ALL OUR VENDORS WE NEED CLOTHES ON THE WOMEN AND NUDE MEN, THAT'S A DONE DEAL spigot: WE GOT CUCKS, WE'RE BUSTING BALLS, WE'RE FEMMING DOMS deuce: WE'LL MAKE MILLION$

deuce: I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY DIRTY BALLS pants: COCKS? deuce: I BELIEVE SO pants: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: EXCELLENT

deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF pants: BUT HOW deuce: BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY IS MY MOTTO deuce: WHO AM I KIDDING MY ONLY MOTTO IS "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF"

pants: T DEUCE WE'RE GOING TO SEARS deuce: T PANTS DO WE HAVE TO pants: T DEUCE WELL I HAVE MY HELMET AND A BONER pants: T DEUCE WELL NEVER MIND NOW I LOST THE ERECTION deuce: T PANTS UNDERSTOOD

pants: ORGY-PORGY GIVES RELEASE

spigot: WE'RE GONNA NEED MY DONG IN THE STORM DRAIN

spigot: WE'RE HERE spigot: WE'RE QUEER spigot: DID WE MENTION / THAT WE'RE QUEER spigot: AS IN STEERS BEERS AND QUEERS spigot: THERE'S ALSO A SEARS spigot: SO GLAD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD

spigot: NOW I'LL BE THE GAY JESUS AND NAIL MYSELF TO THIS COCK WITH MY MOUTH deuce: UNGH pants: SUCK IT pants: SERIOUSLY

deuce: OKAY PEOPLE THE OPERATOR <<(CHAR *) FUNCTIONS ARE CRASHING IN VISUAL C++ deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG SO I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS DICK HERE spigot: HUGLUBGHLUH UNSIGNED HUGLURHLBUH

pants: GAYER THAN THOU deuce: NO

pants: GOT SOME GAYNESS HERE pants: LOOK LOOK LOOK pants: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

spigot: I CAN'T SEE ZONES IN THE CHOOSER WHEN I TRY TO GO TO JERKCITY deuce: PUT PLUNGERS IN THE TOILETS ETC

deuce: please approve my pull request to lick dick pants: lgtm pants: +1

spigot: STOP CALLING MY PENIS A ZOMBIE FORECLOSURE

deuce: I AM THE WEAKEST LINK

spigot: marriage is between a dong and a bong pants: and then getting your dong stuck in the bong, wearing a mumu to work, hoping nobody notices the bong dragging around

atandt: SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY atandt: MY FACE atandt: YOUR NUTS atandt: UHGUGHUGHUGHGUHG atandt: TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY atandt: YOUR NUTS AGAIN spigot: SCATTERED SHOWERS

pants: BE SURE TO USE YOUR WIPERS BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING COOKIES

pants: WHAT WILL THE WEATHER BE LIKE duece: GAY WITH A CHANCE OF MORE GAY IN THE MORNING

deuce: IT'S NICE AND COOL TODAY PEOPLE GAY deuce: OVERCAST AND MODERATELY GAY deuce: CHANCES OF LIGHT JIZZING TOWARD THE EVENING deuce: OKAY HEAVY JIZZING I ADMIT spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS WEATHER SUPERCENTER

spigot: hey google: web comics spigot: did you mean stick figures with down syndrome

spigot: NOMINATED FOR A 1998 WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!#($@)(#%GBLHRLUBHRBU) deuce: SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT NOW spigot: I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY LAST FEW DOLLARS AND BUY A GUN AND TOUR THE STALLS OF AMERICA deuce: GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)

pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT atandt: CALM DOWN THAT WAS YESTERDAY pants: OH atandt: WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT ANYWAY pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A PIGGYBACK RIDE OR WAS I DRINKING atandt: YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE

pants: WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T SUCK DICK

pants: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND deuce: ROLLING AROUND IN MY OWN FILTH pants: IT'S NOT ALL YOURS, I CONTRIBUTED SOME TOO pants: UNLESS YOU ATE MY CONTRIBUTIONS pants: IN WHICH CASE THEY ARE YOURS (IPSO FACTO) deuce: GAYS

spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST pants: I FOLD

atandt: WHY DID THEY GET US UP SO EARLY pants: SOMETHING ABOUT CONSTANTINOPLE spigot: DO WHAT YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE STARBUCKS OUT OF THIS pants: BEATING OFF AND STABBING YOU UP WITH A BOXCUTTER AT THE SAME TIME HUFF HURF HUFF EACH UPSTROKE IS A SLASH FOR YOU atandt: SKIP INTRO

deuce: HOW DO ALL OF THESE SPAMMERS KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND DESPERATELY WANT TO SHED THOSE POUNDS pants: AMAZING THAT

pants: AG-GAG LAWS deuce: AMBERLAMPS pants: what about the ghlaghluahgluhalug laws pants: EDELWEISS pants: weird dumb dicks that don't belong here deuce: sorghum pants: paper mills deuce: bauxite pants: groatcakes deuce: the queer quarry pants: top of the hill, daly city pants: sci-fi fantasy deuce: speculative fiction not science fiction!!!!! hluhlbulhbuhlbuhlb pants: gnu/linux deuce: GNU/HURP pants: hardon

deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT PORN IS THE MUTE BUTTON deuce: IN THAT IT "MUTES" THE ACTION deuce: SO YOU CANNOT HEAR PEOPLE TALKING, MOANING, MAKING WEIRD GURGLING SOUNDS THAT MAKES YOUR BONER INSTANTLY DISAPPEAR, ETC.

spigot: BA GURRRRRRRRK deuce: WELCOME BACK, WEIRD GIRAFFE THINGY