pants: GLAHGULAHLGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: AGHLAUG HLAGHLHUAGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A COCK ZOMBIE

pants: SUCK 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM BOYS

deuce: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT pants: SUCK AND FUCK

spigot: BANNER ADS?!?!? PARTNERSHIP PROGRAMS?!?!? AMAZON BUTTONS/LINKS/BASKETS?!?!?! WHICHEVER BANDWAGON!!!!!! I'M HERE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A BATTERED WOMAN TOO AFRAID TO LEAVE!!!!!!! X2391 spigot: <$0.02>I'D REALLY BE CURIOUS IF THERE ARE ANY ***REAL*** GIRLS HERE 2NITE</$0.02> spigot: EVERYONE CHOKES IT

spigot: suck it deuce: no spigot: please deuce: yes spigot: BHAOBHR)E(UBN{W($&@$*T}_@*}

spigot: WE NEED TO PISS AND THEN PRAY TOGETHER deuce: DUH pants: SUCK IT pants: SUCK IT REAL GOOD

pants: I'M SUCKIN' IT deuce: MCDONALD'S BRIEF, FAILED SLOGAN pants: THE SHORT-LIVED SUCKIN' IT CAMPAIGN OF 1982

spigot: I LIKE SUCKING AND/OR GETTING SUCKED spigot: ASSEMBLING MY ALUMINUM CHRISTMAS TREE PEOPLE spigot: STILL ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND

pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT pants: LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED pants: THEIR STAFF IS NOT TOLERANT AS THEIR ADS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE pants: THEY'RE ALL "CAN I HELP YOU" AND I'M ALL "HUFF HUFF HUFF" pants: USUALLY I AM ASKED TO LEAVE AND ESCORTED OUT pants: I ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK IN pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF BINDERS HUFF HUFF PALM PILOT ACCESSORIES pants: HUFF HUFF OH GOOD THEY MAKE BUSINESS CARDS HUFF HUFF HUFF

pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM deuce: YOU DON'T SAY

(pants): OKAY NOW THIS TIME I'M SUCKING DICK IN THE SUPER K-MART (pants): I'M OUT OF CONTROL

pants: JESUS PUT US HERE ON EARTH TO FUCK AND SUCK THINGS pants: PLANTS, ANIMALS, MINERALS deuce: PROTISTS deuce: THE AIR deuce: ABSTRACT FEELINGS SUCH AS GRATITUTDE pants: YEAH ALL THAT SHIT GONNA GET SO FUCKED pants: PAC-MAN BUT THE GHOSTS ARE RETARDED AND EASILY SCARED

pants: PEOPLE OF THE EARTH pants: I AM GOING TO SUCK THE COCKS OF THE CAST OF "USER FRIENDLY" pants: I'VE NEVER READ THE FUCKING THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS pants: SO I CAN'T REFERENCE THE CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALLY pants: THE THING PRETTY MUCH MADE ME SICK SO I GAVE UP pants: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DRAW BLOOM COUNTY pants: GIVE IT UP AND PACK IT IN pants: ANYWAY SUCKING ALL YOUR COCKS AT ONCE BAGHALUGHALG

spigot: NEIL GAIMAN HASN'T TWEETED IN AWHILE

pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW

spigot: SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY SUCKS TO BE ME MYSELF AND I, YOURS TRULY spigot: FAT FLOPPY FARTS

pants: PISS!!!!! deuce: WHAT HAPPENED pants: N-NOTHING

pants: SING IT NOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD deuce: THIS SONG ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH ME GETTING A BLACK EYE pants: AND ME PREGGERS deuce: RIGHT deuce: WE ALL HAVE OUR LOTS IN LIFE pants: SUDDENLY: GAY MARRIAGE

spigot: ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM COCKSUCKING

pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU RATHER BE MANFONDLED BY SUFJAN STEVENS OR FATHER JOHN MISTY OR DAN THE AUTOMATOR

spigot: S U I C I D E deuce: DALFHDSFH

pants: MOP IT UP OFF YOUR STOMACH WITH MY HAIR

deuce: SUICIDE VESTS pants: MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A SUICIDE TURTLENECK OR A SUICIDE ASCOT JUST TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE deuce: SUICIDE CAPRI PANTS pants: WHATEVER MAKES MELOOK SLIM

spigot: [REDACTED] ARE......... HIDEOUS deuce: ACCURATE SAMPLING METHODS

spigot: DO YOU ***REALLY*** NEED A.I. TO CONVINCE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF spigot: THIS IS JERK OFF INSTRUCTION ALL OVER AGAIN

spigot: WELPS TIME FOR MY PATIENCE PILLS spigot: DOOPS, TOOK THE SUICIDE PILLS spigot: IMPATIENTLY WAITING TO DIE spigot: FUCK IT, MORE SUICIDE PILLS GULP GOMPTH GURK spigot: OKAY THOSE WERE THE PATIENCE PILLS spigot: NEED A LABEL MAKER spigot: NOPE, SUDDENLY COMFORTABLE AND FEELIN' FINE spigot: DEAD

spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!!! spigot: *BLAM*

deuce: SHOW US YOUR TITS pants: WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR, NOT EASY TO FLAP THEM OUT deuce: DO OR DIE pants: CLANK CLONK HOLD ON (FOOT STUCK IN WASTEPAPER BASKET)

: SULAWESI TORAJA : GRADE 1 LOT 6447 : ROASTED ON : 3/3/2004 : "spigot" coffee labels : circa 2004 : jerkcity.com

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deuce: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELP ME deuce: FPTHHTHHHHH I'M COVERED IN DICKS AND THEY'RE SWARMING ME pants: CHOMP HORMPH HOAGHULAGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGUHALG YOU ARE SAFE deuce: T PANTS THANK YOU I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT pants: UP UP AND AWAY

spigot: HOW DO YOU MAKE COLDS GO AWAY QUICKLY deuce: THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY WAY (YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH IT) deuce: ONLY THING I CAN SUGGEST IS THE STANDARD THING -- LOTS OF FLUIDS AND LOTS OF REST deuce: AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY FLUIDS spigot: HOLY

pants: :HIBISCUS: :SUNFLOWER: :TULIP: SUMMER DIARRHEA :CHERRY_BLOSSOM: :BLOSSOM: :BOUQUET:

pants: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME???? pants: C'MON pants: C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: NOT UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK pants: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T HAVE A ROOM I HAVE A BED OF SAWDUST FASHIONED INTO A NEST AND SECOND I DON'T HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL deuce: NO ARGUING, JAYBIRD pants: I AM TAKING AN ONLINE COURSE COVERING HOW TO STUFF LARGE OBJECTS IN MY CHEEKS BUT THAT'S SELF-DIRECTED

spigot: THE LINUX SUICIDE EXPO????? spigot: THE LINUX POISON-DRINKING SUMMIT?????????

atandt: SUNDAY IS THE HOLY DAY PEOPLE deuce: SHUT

pants: DICKS atandt: DICKS atandt: ANYTHING ELSE ON THE DOCKET TODAY? pants: CHECKING pants: NO: JUST DICKS atandt: I LOVE SUNDAYS

pants: I LIKE THE DIXIE CHICKS deuce: YOU'RE LATE pants: YOU CAN'T STOP THESE ARMS FROM HUGGING YOU deuce: NO I CANNOT BUT I CAN SCREAM SO LOUD THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR ME pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK

spigot: SIR YOU ARE SPREADING/SMEARING SUNSHINE ALL OVER MY FACE

pants: YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE deuce: I DO NOT THINK THAT I AM pants: I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU UNTIL YOU BELIEVE

deuce: KEEPING QUIET AND HOLDING PERFECTLY STILL (TO AVOID BEING DETECTED)

spigot: THESE TWILIGHT HOURS ALONE IN THE STALL GIVE ME TIME TO REFLECT ON IF I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE spigot: ALSO I CAN MAKE ECHOES spigot: NOTHING'S BUSIER THAN SUNDAY BRUNCH

pants: LORDY GOD pants: LORDY GOD IN HEAVEN CAN YOU HEAR ME pants: LISTEN UP LORDY GOD AND LISTEN GOOD pants: COS YOU GOTTA LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO pants: FIRST WHY DID YOU SPREAD ALL THE UNLICKED DICKS ACROSS CONTINENTS pants: SECOND DO YOU VALIDATE PARKING pants: HELLO deuce: PUNCH MY TICKET

spigot: saturday!!!!!!!!! spigot: should i poo in my pants ???? or poo in your pants spigot: stop shitting yourself / stop shitting yourself spigot: hurrrrrrr the sunday squirts spigot: mondays

spigot: I HOPE NO UKRANIANS PUSH INTO MY KURSK REGION

pants: SERIOUSLY WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO WITH MY SUNGLASSES deuce: NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT

pants: THAT BETTER BE SUNSHINE ON MY FACE

spigot: SUPER GREAT NEWS: ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO GENERATIVE A.I. WAS USED IN THE CREATION OF MY UTTERLY DOG SHIT WEBTOON

pants: LOOKING UP HOOKER IN THE YELLOW PAGES pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP pants: TRYING WHORE pants: COCKSUCKER pants: THROWING THE YELLOW PAGES AGAINST THE WALL spigot: JUST GO TO SEARS.COM pants: THEY ONLY HAVE DUDES WITH MUSTACHES pants: DON'T GET ME WRONG THEY'RE SUPER HANDSOME AND HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR ME BUT I'M JUST NOT

deuce: I KNOW THAT IF I EVER GET STRANDED ON AN ALIEN WORLD WHICH CONFERS SUPER POWERS TO ME I'LL FIGHT CRIME

pants: I'M A SUPERPOWER PFFFFFFT PFFFT pants: HONK HAMP DUH deuce: STOP SPITTING ON ME PLEASE MR. SUPERPOWER pants: PFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT SORRY I'M TRYING TO GET THIS CAT HAIR OUT OF MY PFFFFFFFFFFFFT OH IT'S A DICK NOT A PFFFFFFT PFTT

deuce: IF I REALLY LICK THIS DICK WILL IT MAKE ME GAY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS OR WILL IT GIVE ME SUPER POWERS LIKE WHAT YOU SAY spigot: SUPER POWERS

spigot: WHY IS MY MOUSE SUPER WARM LIKE IT WAS RAY TRACING MOTION BLURS ALL NIGHT deuce: OH I STORED IT IN MY ASS FOR YOU spigot: WELL THAT IS NOT WHERE IT GOES pants: MY WACOM TABLET

spigot: SERIOUSLY HOW ABOUT A SUPERCUT OF ALL THE DICKS I LICKED OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND spigot: GLK spigot: BLK spigot: GURK spigot: BLURK spigot: BLORK spigot: BGLK spigot: GLKTH spigot: GURKTH spigot: PLGBTH spigot: GKNLBTH spigot: PLTH spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WOULD BE WAY MORE

deuce: MY SUPERHERO NAME IS THADDEUS THALLIUM deuce: SORRY WRONG CHANNEL pants: THREE PEOPLE FOR THIS STRIP ??

pants: SUPERMAN'S PACKAGE atandt: THERE BETTER BE FULL-FRONTAL

spigot: BLOP SPLOP LITERALLY NO SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTION HERE BAGURK BAGOLP

pants: I SURE DO LOVE TO SOAP UP MY GENITALS deuce: WHO DOESN'T deuce: (LIKE SOAPING UP YOUR GENITALS)

spigot: SURE IS FUN TO FIX WINDOWS AUDIO + BLUETOOTH PROBLEMS ALL DAY

deuce: WHEN I TYPE SSSH IT SAYS "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN" AND I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DO THE SECURE SHELL THINGY" AND IT SAYS "SUCK DICK FAGGOT"

spigot: SURELY THE BEST USE OF MY TIME WILL SOMEDAY BE MADE CLEAR

effigy: SOMETIMES I ZONE OUT... THEN WHEN I SNAP OUT OF IT I REALIZE THAT I HAVE BEEN TAPPING MY BALLS LIKE BONGO DRUMS FOR THE PAST FEW MINUTES effigy: THEN I GO GET SOME ICE deuce: THAT'S WHAT RICHARD FEYNMAN WOULD DO BUT WITHOUT THE TESTICLES spigot: HE WOULD PULL HIS BALLS THROUGH HIS ZIPPER AND WALK AROUND LOS ALAMOS WAVING AT PEOPLE

spigot: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!! spigot: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET spigot: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!? spigot: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!! spigot: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!! spigot: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS

spigot: HOW ABOUT A FAT WISE INDIAN WOMAN WITH A DOT, BOBBING HER HEAD AROUND STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA OF A SOFT FOCUS SPRINT COMMERCIAL CLAIMING HER STAKE IN THE INTERNET GENERATION ??? SURPRISE FOLKS !!! NOBODY YAHOOS

spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT

tdtbaa @tdtbaa my favourite jerkcity comic format is: opening panel shows two characters angrily grimacing at each other

spigot: ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE EVER LICKED SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM

pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS: NOT WITH A BANG BUT WITH A PISS FARM pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME MAN deuce: FUCK YOU CREDIT CARD COMPANIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: GOOD THING I DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL deuce: FRUMP SWALLOWED UP BY BLACK HOLE

pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: FRUMP deuce: SWALLOWED UP BY THE BLACK HOLE

spigot: SMILE PATROL spigot: RIGHT IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURGURUG pants: I HAD A SWAMP IN MY THROAT

pants: IS THIS ALL THERE IS deuce: YES; THE FINALE IS THAT WORMS EAT US

dick: I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI dick: I AM FOLDING DONGS IN TO SWANS AND SWANS IN TO DONGS dick: I GO BOTH WAYS dick: I AM SUSAN DEY FROM THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY YEARS dick: I INTEND TO KEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEBODY INTERUPTS ME deuce: GALGHALGHLAGH dick: T DEUCE THANKS

deuce: FUCKING IDIOTS SWARM AROUND ME WITH THEIR COCKS PULLED OUT

deuce: MOTHERFUCKER pants: DO YOU KISS BOYS WITH THAT MOUTH

pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS

pants: SWEATPANTS pants: T-SHIRT pants: CARDIGAN SWEATER pants: I AM pants: PROUD TO pants: BE A BED WETTER

deuce: I'M SWEATY deuce: LET'S TOUCH NAKED BELLIES

spigot: I AM SWEDISH AND DROWNING AND ASKING FOR HJALP spigot: JA JA IN DER TJOILETS

pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS MY WEB SOAP OPERA pants: WHO WON THE RAPE ME SWEEPSTAKES deuce: THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT QUITE RIGHT spigot: I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR

pants: THINK IF ME AS YOUR SPIRITUAL HLAHGULAHUGLHALGHAGLAG GUIDE deuce: SWEET JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS COCKMONSTER

deuce: ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY)

spigot: HOW CAN THEY BE SWEET *AND* TART spigot: OH HOLY GOD spigot: BITE 'EM

deuce: I ENROLLED IN A NIGHT COURSE IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MATH IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME deuce: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS AND STARE UP AT THE CLOUDS!!!! SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY!!! deuce: TOOK SOME VAGISIL AND THAT ISSUE WITH MY VAGINA CLEARED UP RIGHT AWAY!!!! MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING

pants: SO I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THIS SUNFLOWER DEMANDS I PISS HIM UP :SUNFLOWER: 💦 deuce: PRACTICALLY A PISS TARGET (FT. THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE) pants: DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE PISS (LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE) deuce: IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THEY LIKE PISS OR NOT IF THEY DRESS LIKE THAT

spigot: I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOU AND RAPE YOU deuce: ARE YOU AWARE MY HUGE COCK IS COMING TO INVOKE SWIFT AND PAINFUL JUSTICE

pants: FUCK MY BUSTER BROWNS deuce: PEE IN MY EAR HOLE pants: REALLY SHAKING OUT THE URINE deuce: GIVING ME SWIMMER'S EAR (WITH PISS) pants: BLBLBBLBLBL

spigot: I'M HAVING GOOD LUCK WITH SWISS BASICS MOISTURIZING FORMULA pants: MAYBE I'LL TRY IT spigot: A LITTLE SQUEEZE A LITTLE SQUIRT spigot: A DOLLOP A SQUISH A SPLOP ON THE OL' spigot: DID YOU WA- pants: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE FOR THE RECORD SENATOR THAT MY ASS IS SWOLLEN AND CHALKY

deuce: you are othering my balls deuce: which is actually probably a good idea since they have sworn an oath to fight you

pants: HOLY NUTS!!! atandt: AMEN TO THAT pants: SYNTAX ERROR IN RAPEKIT, BREAK AT LINE 10 atandt: I MEAN THOSE

pants: YOU ARE ON MARS deuce: BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINE pants: AND I'M ON THE MOON deuce: SYRIA PLANUM TO CLAVIUS BASE COME BACK pants: AND WE HAVE A DELAY deuce: SEVENTY THREES TO YOU

spigot: ITEMS REMAINING TO BE DELETED: 87,303 spigot: I'M A MACINTOSH spigot: HURBLE DURBLE deuce: REBOOTING YOU OFTEN

deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HELP MY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: THEY'RE DROWNING OR SOMETHING pants: LOWERING THEM A ROPE pants: OKAY THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAP pants: AND THE BALLS DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP pants: OH DEAR pants: I HATE YOU deuce: T PANTS CAUGHT YOU FUCKER pants: SYSTEM HALTED

pants: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE SYSTEMD BUT I'VE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH IT deuce: SAME pants: MUCH LIKE YOU HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH ME deuce: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING pants: SHOW ME YOUR COCK

atandt: T DEUCE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER deuce: T ATANDT KILL YOURSELF SO THAT THE REST OF US MAY LEAD FRUITFUL LIVES

deuce: GHLAGHLGA dick: T DEUCE HEY THAT TICKLES

:just: AT THIS FAT LITTLE COWBOY 🤠 :he's: FAT HE CAN BARELY MEND FENCES ⛺🐄 pants: DUHHHHHH DROOLING

deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US ON THE IRC TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE I'D RATHER WATCH A SPEEDRACER MARATHON AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT WELL TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE MANGA

deuce: T PANTS DID YOU ASSASSINATE A RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR deuce: AGAIN deuce: I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS pants: T DEUCE WASN'T ME

spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SOMETIMES TO WAVE IT HIGH UP WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE spigot: T PANTS WHO YA TALKIN' TO spigot: AND PANTS IS NOT EVEN TALKING spigot: I N C E P T I O N spigot: FUCK THIS DUMP