deuce: IF I COULD JERK OFF TO ONE THING I'D JERK OFF TO YOU YOU AND YOU
deuce: AND YOU UNDER THERE
pants: THERE'S NOBODY UNDER HERE
spigot: I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN
spigot: (FLAPPING AT IT)
pants: I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
pants: IT IS COLD AND DAMP
pants: SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAP OFF THE 409