deuce: WHO HAS THESE DISGUSTING FOOT FETISHES AND WHY ARE THEY SUBJECTING ME TO IT IN THE WRONG NEWSGROUPS
spigot: IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT POLAROIDS OF SOME STUPID WOMAN'S FOOT I COULD PROBABLY JUST TAKE THEM MYSELF
pants: IF YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE, YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH
pants: THAT'S THE LAW