pants: SPACE FACE
spigot: A MOUTH NOT UNLIKE THE TARDIS
pants: MORE LIKE SICK & TIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pants: WELP !!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A LOSER
