spigot: WHERE DID I GO?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: HINT: UP THE SKIRT
spigot: MY LONG ARM IS REACHING OUT MY WINDOW AND DOWN THE DARK STREET...
spigot: ...AND ONTO THE TRAIN AND THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND DOWN THE HALL AND INTO YOUR LAP
pants: I AM SPELLBOUND
spigot: OKAY MY ARM GOT OFF IN WATSONVILLE AND IT NEEDS A RIDE
spigot: DUH HUH AS LONG AS MY ARM'S HERE IT MIGHT AS WELL PICK CABBAGE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE SIR
