spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM WAKE UP IN STALL 2
spigot: I'M YOUR FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS
spigot: OKAY SLIPPING MY BUSINESS CARD UNDER THE DOOR SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME
spigot: PLEASE LET GO OF MY PANT LEG
spigot: HOLY
spigot: *BONK*
