deuce: DID SPIGOT LEAVE BECAUSE I FARTED
deuce: BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO FART ON HIM
deuce: I MEAN LITERALLY FART IN HIS FACE AND HOLD HIM DOWN UNTIL THE FART WAFTED AWAY
deuce: BUT SOMETHING INSIDE MADE ME DO IT
deuce: BASICALLY I'M SAYING BLAME MY INSIDES, NOT ME
