bonequest: bathroom patrol

BONEQUEST June 12th 1999

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pants: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BATHROOM PATROL
pants: AND YOU ARE NOT OFFICER DONGALONG
pants: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WILLING TO BE ARRESTED, CHAINED SOMEWHERE
spigot: SO YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ME
spigot: INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE THE DOLLARS THAT GET POKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL...
spigot: ...AND HAND THEM SMALL BAGS OF CRACK COCAINE?!?!?
spigot: AND I AM HANDCUFFED TO THIS HOT WATER HEATER PIPE??????
spigot: DO I GET A BREAK ANYTIME SOON?!?!?!!? SIR WITH THE GHETTO BLASTER AND RAP CD'S

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