BoneQuest No. 9801

spigot: IT'S SPIGOT. I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF BROKER OUTREACH. WANTED TO CONNECT DIRECTLY. HOW MUCH CAPITAL COULD THE BUSINESS USE RIGHT NOW? [[SHIPPING]]
pants: NO [[SHIPPING]]
spigot: JUST NOW UNDERWRITING YOUR FILE TO GET YOUR  BIZ APPROVED ON TERMS THAT MAKE SENSE. SHOOT ME EMAIL ADDR?
spigot: SPIGOT HERE, REGAIN CONTROL OVER  YOUR BUSINESS BANK ACCOUNT. CONVERT ALL YOUR DAILY PULLS INTO ONE WEEKLY OBLIGATION. [[POTOMAC]]
deuce: BE QUIET
deuce: SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW [[POTOMAC]]
spigot: I CAN FUND YOUR COMPANY UP TO 500K WITH MINIMAL DOCS AND NO FEES.
pants: NOT FUNNY
spigot: SUP, P? GET FUNDED BEFORE THE WEEK'S OVER. $10K-$2M AVAIL. SEND YOUR BEST EMAIL AND TIME
pants: HURTING MY ENTIRE BODY[[PORTLAND]]
deuce: FUCKING STOP
spigot: HEY D! THIS IS SPIG, PRIVATE LENDER OFFERING BUSINESS LINES OF CREDIT AND LOANS. HOW MUCH CAN I WIRE? [[PORTLAND]]
deuce: I'M GOING TO  BURN YOU TO DEATH
spigot: HOPE ALL IS WELL! WOULD $IOO-2OOK HELP YOU GROW? [[FIRE]]