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spigot: BLACK HOLES RADIATE TWO CONES OF SOUND GOING DUH AND DOY
deuce: STARS GENERATE THEIR ENERGY IN THEIR CORES VIA GAY SEX
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deuce: THE HUBBLE CONSTANT IS NOT ACTUALLY CONSTANT IN TIME BUT INSTEAD SPACE
deuce: AND STILL IS A MEASURE OF MY LOVE FOR YOU
pants: IT'S AN IMPERFECT MEASURE BUT GODDAMN IF IT'S NOT A MEASURE