BoneQuest No. 9726

deuce: SOMEONE HOLD ME
pants: I AM TRYING
deuce: YOUR ARMS DON'T QUITE REACH
pants: I AM DOING MY BEST
deuce: MOVE THE PORTAL ON YOUR SIDE CLOSER TO INCREASE THE RANGE
pants: PUTTING MY BACK INTO IT
deuce: PULL YOUR ARMS OUT, EQUIP DUAL WIELD GRABBERS, RETRY
deuce: GRABBERS AKIMBO
pants: WHIRLY-GIG STYLE
deuce: DO NOT WHIRLY-GIG, YOU WILL DAMAGE THE PORTAL AND CAUSE A RIFT IN SPACETIME
pants: THAT IS HOW WE GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
deuce: THE RIFT EXPANDS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, DESTROYING ALL MATTER
deuce: A++++ WOULD DISRUPT AGAIN L@@K