pants: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
deuce: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY
deuce: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ????
deuce: YOU KNOW
deuce: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER
deuce: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE
deuce: ETC.