spigot: AS A SPECIAL TREAT YOU ALL GET TO BE FIRST IN LINE TO PREVIEW AN ALL-NEW FORM OF JERKCITY COMEDY I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING SECRETLY ON A VARIETY OF MACHINES FOR NEARLY TEN SECONDS
spigot: KEEP IN MIND THIS IS PURELY EXPERIEMNTAL
pants: SHOW ME THE FUNNY
spigot: HERE WE GO
pants: MACSBUG
