spigot: I AM DONGLING IT
spigot: AND MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO BONGLE IT
pants: ROUGH CLOSETED SEX
deuce: OKAY NOT ALL THAT CLOSETED
pants: AND LESS ROUGH THAN ONE MIGHT EXPECT
pants: BANG BANG BANG BANG OW OW OW OW
pants: I'M BILL KURTIS
deuce: HOLDING YOU VERY FIRMLY, STILL
pants: KNOWING THE CREME PIE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START