spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY
spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY
spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH"
spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT
spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE"
spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE
spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE
