spigot: I MADE UP A GAY ABRAHAM LINCOLN JOKE BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FUNNY YET
spigot: *AHEM*
deuce: ZZZ
deuce: SNORT
spigot: FOUR JERK AND SEVEN SPURTS AGO
deuce: WHAT
deuce: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CRITICAL ACCLAIM SIR I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT YOUR CHECK BOUNCED
spigot: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: ZZZZZZ
