spigot: KERN MY NUTS AND PUNCH ME IN THE FONT
pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FAG HOMEWORK
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POO AND CRAP
spigot: POO INHERITS FROM CRAP
deuce: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING THAT LANGUAGE
spigot: I AM SO SORRY
pants: T SPIGOT OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHAT DO I DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR