spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER
spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000
spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN
pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE