pants: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW (DOOT DOOT)
pants: HOW TO EAT SHIT: AN ESSAY
pants: CHAPTER ONE: SHIT EATING
pants: HAULGHA LHF08YF CHOMP HORBFHLF BALGBAG
deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 326 PAGES OF THAT
pants: AND $49.95
pants: EVEN AT SUPER CROWN !!!
deuce: WELL IT **IS** THE DEFINITIVE REFERENCE