pants: GLUG ME DOWN LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS
deuce: I DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS
pants: BUT
deuce: WHAT IF I WANT TO GO RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP
pants: BUT I
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI ???
pants: MY POINT IS THAT RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP VIOLATES THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
deuce: OH
deuce: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
deuce: WELL WE'RE AT AN IMPASS HERE
deuce: SO I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
pants: THAT IS A LEGAL MOVE AND LUAHGOLAL