katrina: WHAT'S THIS IN MY INBOX?
pants: OH GOD YOU SCARED ME
katrina: >> AFRICAN TREE FROGS FOR SALE
pants: INDEED MADAME, I AM SELLING ALL MY AFRICAN TREE FROGS
katrina: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?
pants: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON MY AFRICAN TREE FROG MAILING LIST!!!
katrina: WHO PUT ME THERE?
pants: I DID
katrina: WELL I'D APPRECIATE YOU NOT SPAMMING ME ANY FURTHER !!!!
katrina: GOOD DAY SIR
pants: GOOD DAY
pants: SUBJECT: $$$$$ AMERICA IS K-RAZY FOR TREE FROGS $$$$$$$$