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spigot: FIRST I'LL JIZZ UP YOUR FACE SO YOU LOOK LIKE A RODEO CLOWN spigot: THEN I WRITE LITTLE COMEDY BITS TO PERFORM ON JERKCITY spigot: THE PLAINTIFF IN THIS CASE CLAIMS THE DEFENDANT POKED OUT HIS EYE THROUGH A GLORYHOLE spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLAINTIFF TO PERFORM spigot: LAUGHTER IS MY GIFT TO THE WORLD