spigot: GROK IS A WORD MEANING "I'M FAT, I HAVE A HUGE U.C. BERKELEY BEARD, AND I'M AFRAID TO HIT ON GIRLS"
deuce: T SPIGOT I AM GROKKING YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT
spigot: ABSOLUTELY NOT
deuce: T SPIGOT OKAY
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M SORRY
spigot: I GOT GAME