bonequest: a ride home and a shirt

January 1st 2012 No. 4,758

spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET pants: WHAT HAPPENED spigot: JUST DRIVE pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE spigot: UH THANKS pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY spigot: I LOST IT spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT spigot: ON SOMETHING pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE spigot: TOOTH pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR