bonequest: a ride home and a shirt

January 1st 2012 No. 4,758

spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET pants: WHAT HAPPENED spigot: JUST DRIVE pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE spigot: UH THANKS pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY spigot: I LOST IT spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT spigot: ON SOMETHING pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE spigot: TOOTH pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR

schedule

No. 7485 Tuesday September 17th 2019
"horn section"

No. 7486 Wednesday September 18th 2019
"hey space"

No. 7487 Thursday September 19th 2019
"flop"

No. 7488 Friday September 20th 2019
"let us dance"

No. 7489 Saturday September 21st 2019
"framing it, signing it"

No. 7490 Sunday September 22nd 2019
"sound of balls"

No. 7491 Monday September 23rd 2019
"throwing up hands"

No. 7492 Tuesday September 24th 2019
"fuhgeddaboudit"

No. 7493 Wednesday September 25th 2019
"put them here"

No. 7494 Thursday September 26th 2019
"okay then"

No. 7495 Friday September 27th 2019
"for instance"

No. 7496 Saturday September 28th 2019
"a dystopian sci-fi future"

No. 7497 Sunday September 29th 2019
"cool like dat"

No. 7498 Monday September 30th 2019
"remix me"

No. 7499 Tuesday October 1st 2019
"rhyming and stealing and beating each other off"