spigot: NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
spigot: NOT SURE IF I SHOULD DO IT ON THAT ONE LADY'S DESK
spigot: OR THAT OTHER LADY'S FACE
spigot: ASKING LADY 1 TO PUT HER FACE ON LADY 2'S DESK
spigot: WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SHIT ANYMORE
spigot: WAIT HERE GOES
spigot: SIGH!!!!! WHERE DID LADY 1 GO
spigot: I CAN'T BE TAKING TWO SHITS, ONE OVER HERE AND WAY OVER THERE