pants: MATTHEW DRUDGE TRIED TO TOUCH MY ASS
deuce: WELCOME TO THE CLUB
deuce: HE ACTUALLY EXPOSED HIMSELF TO ME
pants: 100,000,000,000,000 MEMBERS STRONG (HE WENT TO OTHER WORLDS)
deuce: RECRUITING AND FEELING UP THE CITIZENS OF PROXIMA CENTAURI IV
pants: THEY HATE IT BUT BEING BALLS OF PURE ENERGY THEY CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT
