spigot: T PANTS ONLY INSTEAD OF DEUCE COMING OVER FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY IT'S REALLY AN INTERVENTION WHERE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TELL HIM HOW CONCERNED THEY ARE THAT HE DRINKS AND COLLECTS THAT KIND OF PORN
deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce: SHUT UP
deuce: WHACK WHACK WHACK
spigot: FAT BALLS AND WANGS
