harriet: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW WE NEED 90 DOLLARS TO DO OUR DRYCLEANING
harriet: OOPS, CAN'T PAY THE PHONE BILL BETTER CHARGE SOME CLOTHES
harriet: THIS BASE REALLY BRINGS OUT HOW HARD MATH IS FOR ME
harriet: THIS FLOWERY PERFUME SURE IS NICE, WISH I WERE A MAN SO I COULD AFFORD IT
harriet: IT'S SAD THAT ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS A MOUTH
harriet: MAYBE THESE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
harriet: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO SAD