spigot: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE
spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT
spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS
spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH
spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS
pants: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE
spigot: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP
pants: GET THE HOOK
pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS
spigot: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
