spigot: MY PRICK SAW ITS SHADOW TODAY!!!! SIX MORE WEEKS OF COCKSUCKING
deuce: (LONG, DEEP, ANNOYED EXHALE) HEAVEN ISN'T REAL
pants: YES IT IS
pants: IT'S THE FEW SECONDS BETWEEN NO OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN AND NOTHINGNESS
deuce: WHEN THE BUGS CRAWL IN AND TAKE OVER