spigot: CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP HERE COME THE HORSES
spigot: HOLY CHRIST THEY'RE CRAPPING ALL OVER THE STAGE
spigot: WHAT A CRAZY MESS YOU HAVE MADE JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: J'TAIME
pants: AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE
spigot: ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE THE CAFE THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
spigot: QUICKLY, TAKE THESE SACKS OF FLOUR AND *POOMPH*
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU KLUTZ
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU HAVE SOILED YOUR LAST PAIR OF TROUSERS AND TODAY IS PICTURE DAY