spigot: WITH THESE BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS AND THIS FLASHY SIREN ATOP MY HEAD AND THESE ROLLER SKATES I CAN TRAVEL FROM TOWN TO TOWN AS THE COCKMOBILE
spigot: WOOO HOOO DING DING DING DING WAKE UP AMERICA OOF URF OW OKAY NO PROBLEM DING DING DING DING WHAM WHAM BAM BAM CLONK BONK OKAY LITTLE DIZZY HERE WITH THE SKATES
spigot: FUCK THIS
