pants: I'M SOME MANNER OF GAY DINGUS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD
deuce: "GAY"
spigot: UH
deuce: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
spigot: I USED TO THINK IT WAS AN ADJECTIVE BUT NOW I SEE HOW IT CAN ALSO BE A BIG FAT NOUN RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE AND DESK (PLEASE CALL MY MANAGER ASAP)