pants: IN THE BEGINNING
pants: THE LORD MADE THE EARTH
pants: THE HEAVENS THE HILLS AND THE SEAS
pants: THEN HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE STARS
pants: AND HIS ROTTEN SON SIR FAGSALOT CAME DOWN HERE TO SUCK COCK
deuce: THE END
pants: SO WE STUCK HIM UP ON A POST OR SOMETHING
pants: ACTUALLY HE ALREADY CAME BACK ONCE
pants: BUT WE BURNED HIM UP AT WACO (THAT'LL TEACH HIM)