spigot: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOME DON'T WORK