deuce: I CAN JUST BARELY SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE PISS CURTAIN
pants: DO YOU MEAN THE CURTAIN OF PISS
pants: OR THE PISS CURTAINS IN THE LIVING ROOM/BEDROOM/DINING ROOM
pants: IT'S MORE OF A NEVER-ENDING WATERFALL
spigot: OH YOU MEAN YOU AND YOUR TWELVE FRIENDS STANDING ABOVE ME IN A SEMI-CIRCLE
spigot: THAT'S CLEVER AND CREATIVE
pants: THERE ARE MORE ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS/CATACOMBS