atandt: HELLO FAGGOTS
atandt: IT'S TIME FOR THE ATANDT SHOW
deuce: BEGIN
atandt: <SFX: SOUND OF PANTS DROPPING>
atandt: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
atandt: <SFX: CLAPPING>
deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS
atandt: T DEUCE THIS IS NO PLAY THIS IS TRUE LIFE TV
deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS