spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS
pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM
spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING
pants: AND HERE YOU ARE
spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE
pants: WELCOME
