spigot: SOMEONE SLATHER ME UP WITH BUTTER BECAUSE I'M A DELICIOUS APRICOT FAG MUFFIN
spigot: OVER HERE IN THE VENDING MACHINE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: PUSH YOUR DOLLAR IN AND HIT D-5!!!!!!
spigot: WHOA HOLY DIZZY FROM THE SPIRALING TWISTY COIL
spigot: FALLING *BONK* THAT HURTS!!!!!
spigot: NOW UNWRAP ME AND PUSH MY FACE IN THE TOILET!!!!!
spigot: I'M DELICIOUS!!!!!
