deuce: GLAGHLAGHLAGHLHGLAHGLAHG
spigot: IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOU POURING ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE TOILET AND SHAVING AND PUTTING ON A SMART SHIRT AND GOING TO CHURCH AND GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER??!?!??!??!!
deuce: ALGHALHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGHAGHL (MORE FORCEFUL NOW)
spigot: ARE GREENSLEEVES AND GREENPEACE THE SAME THING